Teen sobs in his mugshot after arrest for 'drunkenly trying to sexually assault a woman

Daily Mail ^ | June 2, 2016 | Regina F. Graham

[tumblindice]

1. I’m no organ donor but I’d give you my heart.
2. Would you touch my hand? I would like to be able to say I was touched by an angel.
Or,
3. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (1974)

But not
4. Have sex with me or I’ll cut you. (Pants hitting floor)
That’s doing it wrong.

[cherry]

I think we’ll find out that this guy is a little on the “slow” side....

[dsrtsage]

Will gladly shelve it when every single newspaper article on the planet stops using it as an obvious euphemism.

[eyeamok]

Which will make his Civil Suit against them even Stronger. If he gets a Smart Lawyer, this couple will LOSE EVERYTHING!!

[teletech]

Mr. Dorfman. Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life.

[HiTech RedNeck]

What a pickle, what a fix — society is busy telling any fool who will listen that anything goes, except when it doesn’t.

And so everything is just so badly out of balance. What used to be a space for love, has been crammed full of hate.

[Clintonfatigued]

That’s a teenager? He looks middle-aged. I’ll bet he’s bald and wrinkled by the time he’s 30.

[drypowder]

Called the cops?? What was the husband thinking?? Had that happened to my wife I’d be calling the ambulance cause the lowlife would certainly need one.

[HiTech RedNeck]

This fool actually believed that life ought to imitate art, or what we are calling art today.

[right way right]

The guy must have been too pathetic to beat up.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I’d ask, what about other gentlemen on the scene... they should have grabbed the offender and pinned him down waiting for the authorities... yes I said waiting for the authorities... there has been a self-honor, self-vengeance streak going on here which is what the devil wants. Read the Old Testament sometimes. The witnesses and community should stone the offender — AFTER! A! TRIAL!

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

Who did this guy think he was, Hillary Clinton’s husband?

[LongWayHome]

Man....that picture is too much. I just burst out laughing so loud when I looked at it here that my neighbor across the street who is watering his lawn looked over here.

[tumblindice]

They could have pantsed him, but he’d already pantsed himself.

[Gamecock]

[Former Proud Canadian]

"He said that when he pulled his pants down, the woman reached for a knife that he had brought into the bathroom."

Yeah, I always bring a knife to the bathroom, especially when there are women inside.

[NohSpinZone]

Drunk, FAT, and stupid...He fits the bill too.

[Daffynition]

**Yeah, I always bring a knife to the bathroom, especially when there are women inside.**

How else do you cut the cheese?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

He’s The Snoid From Sheboygan!

[Roger Kaputnik]

In the words of my dearly departed great-grandfather:

“Shut it! Serves you right, you ruddy little bastard!”