Posted on 04/18/2016 8:57:46 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
When Cruz was whining about him being in the Trump camp because Trump was always on his show, Hannity tweeted that he always invited Cruz, but he said that he couldn't show up. I learned at that point, if you are fair to Trump, Cruz considers you to be the enemy and in the tank for Trump.
Hey Rod, Yeah, Rush has been snarky to pro-Trump callers for many weeks now as you well know. He also seems to cut them off when they’re making strong points. He also provides pro-Cruz callers unlimited time to tout Cruz and trash Trump.
As you observed, I think we can definitely agree with Rush that we’re fed up with conservatives being trashed by the GOPe
“Rush = Caught between a rock and a hard place. And losing listeners each and every day.”
And by his own doing. He has no one to blame but himself.
[NOT answering this callers question...] because Rash hates what Trump knows to be true.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgVsIeYUIAA2lEd.jpg
see my #19
El Rusho - no mas
Wow, Rush is desperately tap dancing right now trying to cover for his support of Cruz and the Colorado primary rules.
I think we all know his record number of e-mails from last week was from pi$$ed of listeners calling him out on his B.S.!
Hey Rush, why don’t you let a few pro-Trump voters from Colorado get into your program and ask them how they like the Colorado rules!
Keep digging Rush...
Monotony thy name is rush.
FL again. FL was set up to help Jeb. The primary was moved earlier in the schedule and made winner take all because it was assumed Jeb would win. That win would then move Jeb to the head of a crowded field, the GOPe would loudly declare him the presumptive nominee and everyone else would bow out and let Jeb have it.
Rush never mentions that little factoid when he repeatedly brings up FL.
No kidding! He assumes that just because we're upset with the way the GOPe is fighting it's leading candidate we don't understand the rules. Or who the delegates are or how they're selected. We know all that Rush...the problem is that the party is actively engaged in thwarting the will of the people who have bothered to vote in the primaries.
Rush is all over the place right now; I can’t follow him...seriously!
Nice to see El Rushbo defending the establishment line!
Once again, Rush pushing the bogus narrative of how much Trump is disliked.
Rush, you are NO objective observer...you’re full of sh*t!
What the hell are you talking about?
Sad that Snerdly will not allow any Pro-Trump voters from Colorado into the program. Rush must have laid down the law to Snerdly.
“Rush in quicksand.”
Rush will probably lose 3-5 million listeners by the time this all shakes out. He is also showing contempt for the intelligence of his core listening audience. Last year, I probably knew of 2 dozen personal friends who listened to Rush regularly. From the feedback I have received, he has lost most of them, including moi.
(Breitbart article; Revealed: Colorado Lawmakers Who Voted to Scrap Election Are Ted Cruz Delegates )
One of my best friends is President of our local Republican club and that would never happen with us. He does everything by the letter of the law. He is a friggin’ lawyer.
He doesn’t even know the extent of Cruz’s delegate shenanigans which go back to at least May 2015 which we can document.
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Thanks for the link onyx!
I think Rush may be dutifully ignoring these facts!
You are right and its clear Hannity is playing it straight. I have heard when he invited cruz who turns down a lot of inivitations.
He’s probably afraid someone will ask him how many gal pals he has.
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