The Rush Limbaugh OPEN LINES Show, M-F, 12noon-3PM, WOR-AM, Monday, April 18th, 2016.

The EIB Network ^ | Monday, April 18th, 2016 | Rush Limbaugh

[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[Carriage Hill]

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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

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[Carriage Hill]

[chris37]

NEIN!

[nutmeg]

Good afternoon! :-)

[Artcore]

Hopefully no mic talk today! ;-)

[LonePalm]

Bonjour y'all. Happy tax day.

If we could move the election to the day after taxes are due we could guarantee election victory for a Conservative (not necessarily Republican) Majority in the Congress.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Artcore]

Set e-mail record last week...

[Artcore]

I’ll wager this e-mail record to El Rushbo was by pi$$ed off listeners. I’m sure he won’t discuss this.

[Artcore]

The GOPe are just aching to give Obama the Supreme Court nominee of his desire.

[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m listening for the first time in months, since his Rubio love-fest.
We’ll see how long I can last.

[rodguy911]

No question! That’s what it is Art.

[Fawn]

Rush disciplining his employees right now..

[Freedom56v2]

The GOPe are just aching to give Obama the Supreme Court nominee of his desire.

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Isn’t it something to behold?!?!

[equaviator]

Yeaahh, that really messed me up too. /s

[Carriage Hill]

Congrats to nutmeg for winning the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread Golden EIB Mic Award for Monday, April 18th, 2016...

[Roccus]

The GOPe are just aching to give Obama the Supreme Court nominee of his desire.

You and other FReepers continue to say, "GOPe" when it is really the GOP! It is the Republican party itself...a wholly owned and controlled subsidiary of the Uni-Party.

[Logical me]

So far Rush is quoting Washington Post and Politico. Rush supports communists rags.

Trump for President.

[rodguy911]

In our case in our little county I think we have huge differences between the higher ups and those of us at the ground level of the party.So you can probably make a case for GOP-elite.

[Roccus]

In our case in our little county I think we have huge differences between the higher ups and those of us at the ground level of the party.

...and who was it that elected those "higher ups"?-----REPUBLICANS!

Please, let no one assume that my disgust with the GOP in any way indicates a love of the RATs.

[LS]

Rush in quicksand.