Posted on 04/07/2016 7:01:50 AM PDT by raccoonradio
Elizabeth Warren as a comic-book hero? Meet Wonder Squaw!
It’s hard to imagine, but somebody is coming out with a 24-page comic book about her rise from “modest means to the Massachusetts Senate.”
Funny, I thought she was in the U.S. Senate, and as for her “modest means” – yeah, right, and did she ever tell you about those high cheekbones of hers? But let’s play along.
“Look, over by Wall Street – I mean Wall Trail. It’s a Native American! It’s an Okie! It’s… Wonder Squaw! Yes, it’s Elizabeth Warren, strange visitor from another planet (Oklahoma) who came to Harvard with scams and grifts far beyond those of mortal frauds.”
All superheroes need a whole backstory – sidekicks, vehicles, even weaknesses. For instance, she gained her super powers by stealing a real Indian’s job. And now she’s able to check the box with a single stroke. Her secret weapon – the Tomahawk of Justice. If you needed Batman, you sent him a bat signal. Wonder Squaw gets either a moonbat signal or a smoke signal. And all comic-book heroes need trademark phrases.
“Middle class in heap big trouble,” Wonder Squaw tells her clueless followers. “Great White Father scalping you for many moons now.”
Lamont Cranston, the Shadow, had the power to cloud men’s minds. Likewise, Elizabeth Warren – well, not everybody’s minds, just moonbats’.
Superman had his own hideaway, the Fortress of Solitude. Wonder Squaw has the Teepee of Solitude.
Superman had to avoid kryptonite, which could kill him. Warren likewise has something she must avoid at all costs – a DNA test.
Like the alter ego of Bruce Wayne in his Batmobile, Elizabeth Warren moves through the city in her Squawmobile. It is of course a Prius, a hybrid, which is another way of saying, half-breed. How she learned to hate the word! Halfbreed! That’s all she ever heard!
Her superhero costume is a gender-neutral deerskin pantsuit. You’ve heard of cigar-store Indians? She’s a cheese-shop Indian. She confronts the white eyes in their wigwams, points a finger at them and says, “How… do you not know you didn’t build that?”
Actually, Elizabeth Warren is less believable as a superhero than as a comic-book villain, and I don’t mean B.O. Plenty. How about the Riddler?
“Riddle me this,” Wonder Squaw asks, “how stupid must these people believe to think I’m a real Indian.”
Superheroes are envious of one another, are they not? Like the Justice League of America, the DC Comics superheroes’ association, Wonder Squaw chairs the Just-Us League of America. In addition to herself, it includes Ward Churchill, Rachel Dolezal, Shaun King – all the fake Indians and fake blacks trying to game the racial spoils system of the modern Metropolis.
Everybody needs a sidekick, like Batman’s Robin. Wonder Squaw’s is Li’l Deval. She has a Clark Kent identity as well – Elizabeth Warren, overpaid Harvard Law professor. Making $350,000 for only one course per year, so she’s always available at a moment’s notice to claim that she supplied the intellectual foundations of the Occupy movement.
The author of this new Elizabeth Warren comic book said yesterday that it’s “important for readers to have inspiring role models.”
Okay, I suppose. So when is this guy going to write about one, an inspiring role model I mean. As Wonder Squaw might say, Ugh.
Hahahaha...that was a good read. I needed the humor this morning. The Just Us league, including Ward Churchill. That made me laugh.
Wonder squaw.
Not that right there was funny!
Her lack of brains, however, is not.
waiting for photoshop...
The comic book is on this link:
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/275389-elizabeth-warren-gets-comic-book-treatment
It’s a riot, when she’s young she’s portrayed as a Native American - with her complexion and hair.
Howie is always good for a laugh for the way he pokes the politicos of MA. He almost took it too far today with the “another planet (Oklahoma)” but I also know that’s the general view of Flyover Country from the winter wonderland.
Next to Fauxcahontas, Iron Eyes Cody was the real deal.
Possible scenario -- Hillary gets indicted, and/or has another health crisis, and a drooling corrupt thieving liar is too much, even for the DNC. Bernie gets the nomination, and takes a running mate from Down South or Out West somewhere -- or eschews geography and takes on Fauxahontas...
Princess Fullofbull looks Irish as Paddy’s pig...
Every crooked politician writes a book. Most never make the shelves except for a few copies, but you can bet someone who needs a favor will be billed for 5,000 copies.
She is at Hardud now not Oklahoma. That’s Lie-a-watha country.
The campaign buys them and hands them out.
Look to the reservations as the government's first attempt at socialism.
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