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If Stupidity Were a Crime, Sean Penn Would Be the Fugitive
National Review ^ | January 11, 2016 | Ian Tuttle

Posted on 01/12/2016 1:23:30 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

If there was any crime committed in the making of Sean Penn's Rolling Stone interview with Mexican druglord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman - and rest assured, federal authorities are inquiring - it's the murder by slow, excruciating torture of the reader's patience. Before ever reaching Penn's Q&A with the cartel chief-cum-international fugitive, one must endure 9,000 words - yes, Nine Thousand - of Penn's sanctimonious, self-indulgent, violently purple, and generally grammatically dubious prose. Example:

>>>I'd offered myself to experiences beyond my control in numerous countries of war, terror, corruption and disaster. Places where what can go wrong will go wrong, had gone wrong, and yet in the end, had delivered me in one piece with a deepening situational awareness (though not a perfect science) of available cautions within the design in chaos.

Are we saying that what's systemic in our culture, and out of our direct hands and view, shares no moral equivalency to those abominations that may rival narco assassinations in Juarez? Or, is that a distinction for the passive self-righteous? .....

Wasn't it soullessness that I must perceive in him for myself to be perceived here as other than a Pollyanna? ....<<<

And a personal favorite: "Espinoza is the owl who flies among falcons." No, that sentence is not better in context.

It makes a whole lot more sense why Penn has made his living on other people's words.

And in case you were wondering, what is the grand payoff for making this quest through the dense underbrush of quasi-illiteracy? An interview that is ... boring. Yes, Sean Penn interviewed one of the world's most notorious fugitives, and the result is as boring as the nap that one of Penn's associate takes (and which is, of course, dutifully recorded). Choice excerpts include:

>>>With respect to your activities [e.g., drug trafficking, mass murder, etc.], what do you think the impact on Mexico is? Do you think there is a substantial impact?<<<

Not at all. Not at all...

>>>What is the difference in people now compared to back then?<<<

Big difference, because now, day after day, villages are getting bigger, and there's more of us, and lots of different ways of thinking...

>>>Do you have any dreams? Do you dream?<<<

Whatever is normal. But dreaming daily? No.

We now know that the head of the Sinaloa drug cartel thinks drug trafficking is A-Okay, that the present is different from the past, and that he has dreams, but not too often.

Thanks, Sean.

Of course, this was in the cards from the beginning. Sean Penn has a particular penchant for glamorizing the seedier, more slaughterous side of Latin American life. He pals around with the Castro brothers, he was months away from exchanging BFF necklaces with Venezuelan president (read: "president") Hugo Chavez before the latter keeled over, and inside his $7 million Malibu estate he kept a painting of Che Guevara in a place of honor (evidently oblivious to Che's feelings about persons such as, you know, Harvey Milk). Thus that El Chapo comes in for the kid-glove treatment too is no surprise. (Sample: "Unlike many of his counterparts who engage in gratuitous kidnapping and murder, El Chapo is a businessman first, and only resorts to violence when he deems it advantageous to himself or his business interests." Whew! He doesn't murder gratuitously! What a load off!) This is Sean Penn being Sean Penn.

Which is really all that this interview amounts to at the end of the day. Rolling Stone, once the arbiter of cultural fashion, is in freefall after publishing a tale of gang rape at the University of Virginia that turned out to have been a complete fabrication, and, with no Chechen terrorists available to splash on its cover, it was desperately seeking something sensational enough to empty newsstands. It found an opportunist and gave him an opportunity, and the result is not journalism; it's spectacle for its own sake. The closest Penn ever gets to explaining just what the hell he is doing in Mexico alongside one of the most murderous men in the country's modern history is: "As an American citizen, I'm drawn to explore what may be inconsistent with the portrayals our government and media brand upon their declared enemies."

Ten thousand words later, the most interesting thing about the interview is still the mere fact that it happened.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: elchapo; seanpenn
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1 posted on 01/12/2016 1:23:30 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Before ever reaching Penn's Q&A with the cartel chief-cum-international fugitive, one must endure 9,000 words - yes, Nine Thousand - of Penn's sanctimonious, self-indulgent, violently purple, and generally grammatically dubious prose

I think we've already established that Rolling Stone doesn't have any editors.

2 posted on 01/12/2016 1:28:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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3 posted on 01/12/2016 1:29:58 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sean Penned


4 posted on 01/12/2016 1:31:24 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

This guy is almost as derring-do as Brian Williams!


5 posted on 01/12/2016 1:35:22 AM PST by Ken H
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Isn’t this considered aiding and abetting a fugutive?


6 posted on 01/12/2016 1:48:37 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (With Trump & Cruz, America can't lose!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There was a time, maybe prior to the mid-1980s....where Rolling Stone was an actual magazine with content. But that was three decades ago, and I doubt if they turn any profit these days at all. If you went to a hundred college students....probably less than three read it today.


7 posted on 01/12/2016 1:49:12 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

hecky durn...


8 posted on 01/12/2016 1:57:11 AM PST by RedHeeler
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So what they tracked penns cell?...or teeth or something?.....wow...wonder how thats goin over w the cartel boys?


9 posted on 01/12/2016 2:02:32 AM PST by Therapsid
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If Stupidity Were a Crime, “All Liberals” Would Be the Fugitive


10 posted on 01/12/2016 2:09:43 AM PST by maddog55 (America Rising a new Civil War needs to happen.)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Is Penn now a marked man?


11 posted on 01/12/2016 2:10:08 AM PST by Netz
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I would not be surprised if they followed him, he has never struck me as the sharpest knife.


12 posted on 01/12/2016 2:10:59 AM PST by Nailbiter
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"I would not be surprised if they followed him, he has never struck me as the sharpest knife."


13 posted on 01/12/2016 2:14:26 AM PST by EEGator
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14 posted on 01/12/2016 2:17:45 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Netz

Nah. He’s saving folks, where ever he sojourns. Even with an unplugged boat.


15 posted on 01/12/2016 2:22:18 AM PST by RedHeeler
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Is that Mr. Madonna?


16 posted on 01/12/2016 2:23:37 AM PST by RedHeeler
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So what they tracked penns cell?...or teeth or something?.....wow...wonder how thats goin over w the cartel boys?

Didn't Sean see Sicario? No exceptions no excuses, their displeasure is going to follow him for a while .... until it overtakes him.

Sean has already regretted bitterly, for some time now, ever having heard of Guzman ..... or vice versa.

17 posted on 01/12/2016 2:23:45 AM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house , the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutierrez)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

When I think of Sean Penn, I think of a really bad word, but for here, I’ll just call him a big, unlikable twit.


18 posted on 01/12/2016 2:52:04 AM PST by beaversmom
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If Stupidity Were a Crime, Sean Penn Would Be the Fugitive....

...But quickly captured BECAUSE of his stupidity

19 posted on 01/12/2016 2:55:10 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

20 posted on 01/12/2016 2:56:13 AM PST by maddog55 (America Rising a new Civil War needs to happen.)
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