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Wondering how she enjoys her virgins?
me | 12/4/15 | Drango

Posted on 12/04/2015 9:26:26 AM PST by Drango

Got to wondering how the female ISIS killer in San Bernardino gets to enjoy her 72 virgins?

I may not be able to sleep tonight.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: virgins
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1 posted on 12/04/2015 9:26:26 AM PST by Drango
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If they ever get into her true background, I’ll bet there is some strife there. Lost parents, martyred husband, etc.....something telling.


2 posted on 12/04/2015 9:29:20 AM PST by Gaffer
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In Islam, she goes to paradise with her husband, and Allah removes the jealousy from her heart so that her husband can enjoy both her and all of HIS virgins.
She just gets to rest in paradise, eat the food, drink the rivers of wine and satisfy her husband when he isn’t doing the endlessly virginized houris.


3 posted on 12/04/2015 9:29:43 AM PST by tbw2
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To: Drango

Gayly


4 posted on 12/04/2015 9:30:09 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal (I believe it! He's alive! Sweet Jesus!)
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Maybe for islamic women, it is like reincarnation.. she doesn’t go to paradise but since she was perfect, she gets to come back to earth as a higher life form, a cockroach, maybe...
(my apologies to cockroaches)


5 posted on 12/04/2015 9:30:51 AM PST by ArtDodger
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri


6 posted on 12/04/2015 9:32:01 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Drango

So many goats!


7 posted on 12/04/2015 9:32:07 AM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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Muslim rage boy?


8 posted on 12/04/2015 9:33:49 AM PST by Fido969
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To: Drango
Virgin...
9 posted on 12/04/2015 9:34:01 AM PST by ObozoMustGo2012
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She could have all the virgins that she could have ever dreamed of at Comic-con... she didn’t need to martyr herself for that.


10 posted on 12/04/2015 9:34:34 AM PST by CPONav
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What moronic woman would willingly join Islam?

The best possible outcome for them is that Allah is real and they have to spend eternity as the sex slave of one man along with 39 other stupid Islamic women.

And that's the BEST case scenario for them!

11 posted on 12/04/2015 9:36:37 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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To: Drango

Yeah, I was wondering about a female terrorist prize that awaits her too. Maybe females are promised jewelry.


12 posted on 12/04/2015 9:36:52 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

sorry i meant 71 others.


13 posted on 12/04/2015 9:37:07 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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To: Drango

Actually it is in the ebook that JimRob posted.

There HAVE been female jihadists over the last 1400 years.

They typically involve women who are highly motivated to restore family honor. They are also get a dude in paradise ‘who never quits’.

We will find out when her area of Pakistan is researched—Multan.


14 posted on 12/04/2015 9:37:39 AM PST by fooman (Get real with Kim Jung Mentally Ill about proliferation)
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They cleared this up for us last month... she will get a husband whose “penis never bends”


15 posted on 12/04/2015 9:38:29 AM PST by Mr. K (If it is HilLIARy -vs- Jeb! then I am writing-in Palin/Cruz)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

And why the heck do Islamic women outnumber men in their “heaven” 72 to 1 ?

Do any of these people actually THINK about what they believe?


16 posted on 12/04/2015 9:38:56 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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I am sure that the half-wits that act as Muslim clerics for ISIS and the other the jihadis have issued many a fatwa on what female suicide bombers and murders get in Paradise for murdering infidels.


17 posted on 12/04/2015 9:39:40 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: CPONav

Actually, the men get 72 virgins but they have a terminal case of ED and no Viagra.

The females have had their clitorectomies and can’t enjoy their eternally erect lovers.


18 posted on 12/04/2015 9:40:55 AM PST by Boojum
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To: Drango

What’s all this carpet doing in here???


19 posted on 12/04/2015 9:41:26 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Donald Trump = Elmer Gantry (w/o the booze) + Huey Long (w/o the sweat and Southern accent))
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Perhaps Mrs. Secretary of State could speak to this question.....


20 posted on 12/04/2015 9:41:28 AM PST by jennings2004 ("What difference, at this point, does it make!"!)
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