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Who's a pretty boy then? Man cuts off his ears to look like a parrot
Telegraph ^

Posted on 10/16/2015 5:38:42 AM PDT by HomerBohn

Ted Richards, 56, has already had his face and eyeballs tattooed, next he wants a surgeon to turn his nose into a beak.

A man who had his face and eyeballs tattooed to look like his pet parrots has gone a step further - by cutting off his ears.

Ted Richards, 56, is obsessed by pets Ellie, Teaka, Timneh, Jake and Bubi and has his face tattooed with colourful feathers.

But the animal lover - who has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue - has now had both his ears removed by a surgeon in a six hour operation.

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"I am so happy it's unreal, I can't stop looking in the mirror." Ted Richard


(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: crazysociety; idiot; napl
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One can only wonder if he had his penis removed.
1 posted on 10/16/2015 5:38:42 AM PDT by HomerBohn
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To: HomerBohn

No, one cannot.


2 posted on 10/16/2015 5:40:12 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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To: HomerBohn

Not this “one”, although he obviously had his brain removed


3 posted on 10/16/2015 5:40:55 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: HomerBohn

Homer, Homer, Homer.. how can YOU be so insensitive?! If this man feels like he is truly a parrot and wants body parts removed then who are you to judge?! /s


4 posted on 10/16/2015 5:41:02 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: HomerBohn

Obviously deeply disturbed. Who pays for his upkeep?


5 posted on 10/16/2015 5:41:14 AM PDT by samtheman (2014: Voters elect Repubs to congress... 2015: Repubs defund NOTHING... 2016: Trump/(Cruz or Palin))
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Probably on the dole.


6 posted on 10/16/2015 5:42:19 AM PDT by HomerBohn (Liberals and slinkies: they're good for nothing, but you smile as you shove them down the stairs.)
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To: HomerBohn

What surgeon would do that? He should lose his license.


7 posted on 10/16/2015 5:43:01 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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When asked if his hearing was in any way dimiished by the removal of his ears, he replied “what?”

CC


8 posted on 10/16/2015 5:43:02 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Lightspeed: 186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's THE LAW!* *= ecomcon proofread)
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To: HomerBohn

It is obvious that he has some serious mental problems.


9 posted on 10/16/2015 5:43:43 AM PDT by riverrunner
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How is he any different than Bruce?

Will he be winning any courage awards?


10 posted on 10/16/2015 5:43:59 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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“Not this “one”, although he obviously had his brain removed”

Bird Brain?


11 posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:06 AM PDT by nevergore
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To: HomerBohn
One can only wonder if he had his penis removed.

Correction, one can only hope he did!

12 posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:07 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (WTF? How Karl Rove and the Establishment Lost...Again (Amazon Best Seller))
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To: Celtic Conservative

touche...well played.


13 posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:28 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (WTF? How Karl Rove and the Establishment Lost...Again (Amazon Best Seller))
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14 posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:33 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Celtic Conservative

touche...well played.


15 posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:42 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (WTF? How Karl Rove and the Establishment Lost...Again (Amazon Best Seller))
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To: HomerBohn

“eyeballs tattooed”

Man, that’s gotta smart right there.


16 posted on 10/16/2015 5:45:36 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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As odd as this is... think of the poor idiot who cuts off his penis because he wants to look like a girl!

both should be committed to an asylum.

17 posted on 10/16/2015 5:46:02 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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I believe he has ‘ear-cumsized’ himself


18 posted on 10/16/2015 5:46:29 AM PDT by irish guard
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19 posted on 10/16/2015 5:47:04 AM PDT by ScottinVA (If you're not enraged...why?)
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To: HomerBohn
And some wonder how an invasion of Islamic Jihadists to Western countries can happen.

Well there is part of the answer.

Compared to this guy; someone wearing a dirty bed sheet wielding a knife might not look so bad.

20 posted on 10/16/2015 5:48:36 AM PDT by JEDI4S (I don't mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
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