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Hillary Is About as Qualified To Be President as Paris Hilton
Townhall.com ^ | October 6, 2015 | John Hawkins

Posted on 10/06/2015 4:11:27 AM PDT by Kaslin

The downside of being governed by idiots is that people start to think that any idiot can be president.

Speaking of idiots, what exactly qualifies Hillary Clinton to be president?

Is it that she’s a woman? Guess what, Paris Hilton is a woman, too! Is it that Hillary was a senator for five minutes and then became Secretary of State? Guess what, Paris Hilton has exactly as many significant accomplishments as a senator and Secretary of State as Hillary, which is zero. Is it that Hillary slept with Bill? Well, she has Paris beat there….probably. Who really knows at this point?

That being said, is a woman who’s widely acknowledged to be in the most dysfunctional marriage in the country other than the Bruce and Kris Jenner fiasco really someone we should be considering for President of the United States? Hillary is married to a guy who has engaged in sexual harassment, has had numerous confirmed affairs and he was actually impeached by the House for lying under oath about having sex with an intern. What kind of woman not only sticks with a man like that, but helps him cover up his affairs while she smears the women he’s banging? Given Hillary’s complete lack of ethics, she’s certainly not hanging in there because of any moral convictions. That means she either secretly has terrible self-esteem and doesn’t think she can do any better or she’s such a power-hungry monster that she doesn’t care if her husband likes to take trips to Orgy Island (yes, really) as long he helps her become more powerful.

Here’s a woman who would probably be a career bureaucrat in Arkansas if she hadn’t married the right man. However, she endured a humiliating, loveless marriage to him long enough to ride his coattails to a political career. She was elected as senator of New York – because she was his wife. She was considered a strong candidate for the presidency – because she was his wife. After she lost, she was given the Secretary of State position, probably as much as anything to keep her husband and his allies from doing anything to undercut Obama. Then she was a miserable failure as Secretary of State and it shows in the disasters that the Obama Administration has created all over the planet. In fact, Hillary’s most memorable moments as Secretary of State were when she got Americans killed in Benghazi by ignoring their requests for more security, giving the Russians a button that was supposed to say “reset” when it actually read “overcharge,” and an email scandal that is so bad that she’d probably be on her way to prison if…you guessed it, she wasn’t married to Bill Clinton.

Hillary is a woman of meager talents and titanic ambition who hitched her wagon to a political star. That’s supposed to make Hillary a role model for young women? She’s more like a cautionary tale of what can happen if you sell your soul for power. Sure, she became First Lady, but her husband was having sex with other women down the hall. Sure, Hillary became a senator, but she did nothing of significance in the Senate because Bill could get her into office, but he couldn’t do the work for her. Sure, Hillary became Secretary of State, but she was completely unqualified for the position and people died in Benghazi as a result of her incompetence.

The American people already elected one unqualified candidate because he was black in hopes of putting the race issue in the rear view mirror. Not only did that not happen, but we got the single, worst president in American history in the bargain. So after that debacle which America may literally never completely recover from, are we supposed to choose a corrupt, incompetent 67 year old who doesn’t understand how email works and probably doesn’t even know how to drive a car anymore just because she’s a woman? Then what? Everyone spends the next four years fending off charges of “sexism” when they point out that Hillary is lying, breaking the law again or screwing things up just because she’s a woman? At least Paris Hilton created a successful perfume, handbag and clothing line without her grandfather doing it all for her. That’s more than Hillary can say because without Bill carrying her along on his shoulders, Hillary Clinton couldn’t cut it as a shift manager at McDonald’s.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; hillaryclinton; lamestreammedia
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1 posted on 10/06/2015 4:11:27 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

And I would RATHER have Paris Hilton


2 posted on 10/06/2015 4:14:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (If it is HilLIARy -vs- Jeb! then I am writing-in Palin/Cruz)
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To: Mr. K

I HAVE had her! Pretty good...


3 posted on 10/06/2015 4:18:30 AM PDT by Don Hernando de Las Casas
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To: Kaslin

It’s too early in the morning for me to think of anything witty to say but the skank Hillary is a disaster and this article nails it.


4 posted on 10/06/2015 4:19:59 AM PDT by Graybeard58 ( Bill and Hillary Clinton are the penicillin-resistant syphilis of our political system.)
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To: Mr. K

Oh definitely, and I am a she


5 posted on 10/06/2015 4:20:15 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin
Paris Hilton runs a successful business and brand ...

and her highness ... well ... she is just running ...

6 posted on 10/06/2015 4:22:27 AM PDT by dartuser
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To: Mr. K
And I would RATHER have Paris Hilton

Speaking of comparisons, has anyone seen Hillary's sex tape?

7 posted on 10/06/2015 4:23:19 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Kaslin
Speaking of idiots, what exactly qualifies Hillary Clinton to be president?

You could ask that about most of the Republicans running.

8 posted on 10/06/2015 4:24:54 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: Pearls Before Swine

“Speaking of comparisons, has anyone seen Hillary’s sex tape?”

Yea, she was dressed up like a guy and called herself
Carlos Danger.


9 posted on 10/06/2015 4:29:52 AM PDT by Slambat
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To: Kaslin
Hillary Is About as Qualified To Be President as Paris Hilton

That is for sure true! And, Hilton can, and did, make a sex tape. Could Hitlery? Ewwwwwww....

10 posted on 10/06/2015 4:30:05 AM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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To: Kaslin

Good article but the author misses one crucial point. It doesn’t matter if bill and hilliary’s marriage is loveless. It was a sham from the start. hill is a lesbian after all. He was just her beard.


11 posted on 10/06/2015 4:31:48 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: Kaslin
OK. You convinced me.

Hilton/Cyrus 2016!!!

12 posted on 10/06/2015 4:32:27 AM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Kaslin
Here’s a woman who would probably be a career bureaucrat in Arkansas if she hadn’t married the right man.

My guess is that she would be one of those people who get into management or an executive assistant role through being obsequious around the powerful, manipulative around equals, and exploitative around underlings. Once her hooks were set, she'd stay in the organization forever, ossifying everything within her grasp and making life miserable for anyone unfortunate enough to offend her (including, but not limited to, glancing at her or merely existing on the same planet). Never a true friend, but always a vindictive enemy, and extraordinarily careful about maintaining her perks.

Or she could be completely unlike she is now.

Mr. niteowl77

13 posted on 10/06/2015 4:33:24 AM PDT by niteowl77 ("I wish I had better news for you, but the truth is that this thing is not worth fixing anymore.")
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To: Bushbacker1
Could Hitlery? Ewwwwwww....

Loop it on DVD and it'd keep the critters out of the grain bins...pipe in that feed and save your feed!

14 posted on 10/06/2015 4:34:25 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Bushbacker1

Just the thought of it. Ewwwwww is right


15 posted on 10/06/2015 4:39:05 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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16 posted on 10/06/2015 4:41:34 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: All

Hillary about 11 years old...dreamed of her Prince Charming.

Then she met Bill.......


17 posted on 10/06/2015 4:42:07 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Kaslin

At least you can look at Paris Hilton without experiencing an urge to hurl breakfast.


18 posted on 10/06/2015 4:43:03 AM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it)
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To: All
Hillary's latest campaign salvo is true to the credo of the
Democrat Party----something they fervently believe in:

"A vote for me is a vote for a Fully-Fornicating Society.
I pledge non-stop aggression over the unborn.
I will end the punishment of an unwanted birth."

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Kind-hearted Hillary is dedicating herself to keeping the snarling abortion worshippers at bay using the classic Democrat MO---upping the political ante every election cycle.

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The genital-sniffing Planned Parenthood abortion worshippers who populate the Dem party are crazy over the Clintons......Bill and Hillary are the living breathing embodiment of The Fully-Fornicating Society w/ none of the evidence of sexual activity.....the "nuisance" of an actual child being born.

Bill gives sex-obsessed lefties a vicarious thrill....visions of the married, gray-haired Clinton getting a young WH intern to crawl under his desk to give him a BJ is better than Viagra.

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(Groan) God only knows what blood, gore and baby body parts Hillary will throw the genital-sniffing rubbermaids to assure them "her aggression over the unborn" will continue...and is her prime interest.

Maybe Hillary will distribute videos of politically-correct abortions that produce more profit-making baby body parts----as the true measure of her abortion worship?

19 posted on 10/06/2015 4:44:56 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Don Hernando de Las Casas

Why would you admit to sleeping with Hillary?


20 posted on 10/06/2015 4:45:20 AM PDT by G Larry (Vote Hillary! Pro-Abortion Socialist)
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