Posted on 09/27/2015 3:27:03 PM PDT by SamAdams76
So, Mr. Secretary Kerry, how many Syrian refugees can I put you down for?
In case you missed it, earlier this week, Liveshot journeyed to Germany, which is near France. There he proclaimed that “we” must admit even more “refugees” — increasing the U.S.’ annual Welcome ISIS! Program from 70,000 currently, to 85,000 next year, to 100,000 in 2017.
What could possibly go wrong?
If history is any guide, approximately 91 percent of this latest huddled refuse of your teeming shores will go onto welfare the moment they set foot here in the Great Satan.
That’s the good news. The bad news is, at least a few of this 91 percent of foreigners on welfare will also become terrorists. The even worse news is, some of them already are terrorists. They’re taking their cues from the Obama administration, and never letting a crisis go to waste, so they’ll sneak in to kill us.
John Kerry will welcome them with open arms — in your neighborhood, of course, not his. He’s still running for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Plus, once we get them all registered to vote to protect their handouts and their translators and their free legal aid when they’re charged with blowing up us Zionists and Crusaders, John Kerry will finally go down in history … as the last Democrat to lose an election for president.
As you know, Liveshot’s second wife’s first husband’s trust fund is quite flush with future homes for the latest tidal wave of alleged victims. There’s his $6.9-million mansion right here in Louisburg Square.
You know what ISIS really needs? A navy. Maybe the Kerrys would like to bivouac a few terrorists down on Nantucket, at Brant Point. Just put out a few Porta-Pottys in the front yard, like with the fat-cat contributors. Let the suicide bombers run a tab at the White Elephant around the corner.
And every morning, basic training for the new ISIS navy on the S.S. Isabella. As nice as Nantucket is, though, I know an even better place for the new ISIS naval base — Naushon Island, which belongs to Kerry’s mother’s family, the Forbeses. Naushon is an amazing 7.4 square miles with only 30 year-round residents. All they need to make Naushon feel like home is a bomb factory and a Department of Transitional Assistance office.
So many of the proponents of wide-open borders and more Mideast “refugees” have so much to … share. Vice President Biden not only has the 11.8-acre Naval Observatory, but also his own $2.8-million oceanfront mansion in Greenville, Del. Joe’s done well by doing good these last 43 years at the public trough.
There are also the Chevy Chase, Md., homes of U.S. Sen. Ed Markey and MSNBC anchor Comrade Chris Matthews.
Hillary Clinton said flooding the nation with Syrians is “a good start.” She’s got the Georgetown mansion on
Embassy Row and the mansion she and Bill bought in Chappaqua, N.Y., for $2.85 million when they were “dead broke,” which was why they could only put down an $885,000 cash down payment. If possible, Chappaqua is even whiter than Chevy Chase.
Then there’s the Kerrys’ ski chalet in Ketchum, Idaho — 20 rooms, 8000-plus square feet, valued at $5 million. Let’s put the Nusra Front terrorists up there — they sometimes jump ugly with our new ISIS friends. We can put up al-Baghdadi’s boys in Fox Chapel, Pa., outside Pittsburgh. Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell Kerry III even have a nine-room carriage house there.
Did the trust fund unload the Italian getaway in Como Lake, assessed at $10 million?
And Kennebunkport.
And anywhere Øbongo lives...
uh, forget all that. How about Venezuela?
Yeah!
and Martha's Vinyard, and Long Island, and suburban Connecticut, and Beverly Hills, BelAir, Malibu...
There once was a traitor from Nantucket.......
The East Hamptons and Jeckel Island also come to mind.
Every time I hear or read “Nantucket”, it reminds me of that really old (and x-rated) limerick.
Martha’s Vineyard is an isolated island, perfect to hold undesirables. It holds them now, a few 100.000 more should be just fine.
Once The Donald builds the wall, we could put em down in Juarez and help em stage a coup.
El Jebbe could be Presidente of a brand new welfare republic!
Excellent idea and easily done. All you need to do is spread the rumor that certain places pay double welfare, offer free taxi service, will build large mosques for them and have several orphanages of little boys around there. These people believe this pie in the sky stuff and once it’s in their head they will riot for the chance to go there.
All immigrants need to stay inside Washington DC.
I’m sure John-Boy can find some room for a few on his boat too.
...for a few hundred.
Annnnd, they can get shovel-ready jobs locally-—constructing a few hundred megawatts worth of wind generators!
“All immigrants need to stay inside Washington DC.”
It would improve the city
I say build a wall around Austin and drop ‘em there.
Fine. Just as long as there's open season on any leakers from Sanctuary City.
Fire Island would be a fabulous place for them.
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