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Ted Cruz Lands A Series Of Fresh Jokes About Obama "Powerful Communist")
RealClearPolitics ^ | 9/25/15 | Ted Cruz

Posted on 09/25/2015 9:54:14 AM PDT by VinL

Ted Cruz cracks jokes about President Obama at the Value Voters Summit on Friday morning.

First up, the teleprompter president: "So I gotta ask," he says as he steps onto the stage next to two teleprompters. "What are these things?"

"Is Barack Obama coming?"

Next on the target list, the president's ego: "Yesterday, Pope Francis was in Washington. Wonderful to welcome him here, but the press conference was a little bit awkward. Because every time the reporters addressed a question to 'his holiness,' Barack Obama answered."

Finally: "And today, the president of China, President Xi, is in town. Media all over the world are reporting on this historic meeting of the world's most powerful communist... And the President of China."

(Excerpt) Read more at realclearpolitics.com ...


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Big day for Ted. Brought down the Establishment Speaker. The Turtle's next.

Ted Cruz is the only candidate who will return the GOP to its small gov't, constitutional origins.

1 posted on 09/25/2015 9:54:14 AM PDT by VinL
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To: VinL

Why is he calling the Pope - His Holiness. That’s pandering, IMO. I don’t see him as Holy - not with is viewpoints.


2 posted on 09/25/2015 9:58:25 AM PDT by Catsrus ( I callz 'em as I seez 'em.)
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To: VinL

THE VERY FINEST “political speech I have heard since Ronald Reagan!!

ROLL ON TED!!!!


3 posted on 09/25/2015 9:59:57 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: VinL

If they put a debate between Cruz and Hillary on pay-per-view, Floyd Mayweather would be envious.


4 posted on 09/25/2015 10:01:15 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Catsrus

every time the reporters addressed a question to ‘his holiness,’

he used the term in the context....of a joke....


5 posted on 09/25/2015 10:01:46 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: VinL

I love Ted’s courage.


6 posted on 09/25/2015 10:01:54 AM PDT by American Quilter (Carson/Jindal in 2016!)
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To: Catsrus

Umm, that’s his title. It’s also the setup for the punchline, the joke doesn’t work without it.


7 posted on 09/25/2015 10:02:10 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Catsrus

He didn’t. Ted Cruz quoted the *reporters* as using the phrase “his holiness.”

Why so prone to see Cruz as “pandering”? Is Trump your guy? Or Jeb?


8 posted on 09/25/2015 10:02:18 AM PDT by Theo (May Christ be exalted above all.)
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To: VinL
Democrats invented mocking and ridiculing the opposition.

...with no fight-back from Republicans.

Fighting back, mocking & ridiculing Barack & Dems will gain him points from the base.

9 posted on 09/25/2015 10:05:51 AM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: Catsrus

No one is holy but God. The title is as blasphemous as the office.


10 posted on 09/25/2015 10:06:06 AM PDT by Mom MD
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To: VinL; erod; cripplecreek
Ouch!

Le Burn!

11 posted on 09/25/2015 10:12:22 AM PDT by KC_Lion (This Millennial is for Cruz!)
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To: Catsrus

Next time you’re at the store, pick up a sense of humor. You could use one.


12 posted on 09/25/2015 10:12:28 AM PDT by henkster (Liberals forget Dickens' kids forged an Empire on which the sun never set.)
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Why is he calling the Pope - His Holiness.

Because he's a grown-up.

13 posted on 09/25/2015 10:13:18 AM PDT by SamuraiScot
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To: Catsrus

It was a joke - a tongue-in-cheek reference to Obama’s ego. Ted Cruz is an evangelical Christian and he knows that Il Papa is just another man.


14 posted on 09/25/2015 10:13:29 AM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: KC_Lion

And here is what happened to Boehner at the hands of conservatives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=ULGaOaln6Ao


15 posted on 09/25/2015 10:14:44 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: Catsrus

He isn’t. He is making a joke about Obama.


16 posted on 09/25/2015 10:16:34 AM PDT by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)
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To: Mom MD; henkster

For you, too: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3341129/posts?page=12#12


17 posted on 09/25/2015 10:19:13 AM PDT by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)
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To: henkster

There was to be a moratorium on the Catholic bashing,but the snake handlers have no self control.


18 posted on 09/25/2015 10:22:05 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: VinL

Ridicule is the most potent form of opposition. Ted is awesome.


19 posted on 09/25/2015 10:22:20 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Let he who pays no taxes also not vote.)
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To: VinL

Video - https://www.dropbox.com/s/iitfyfrmmzac7i9/Crusin.mp4?dl=0

20 posted on 09/25/2015 10:23:55 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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