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FRC official: Call gay mirage "garriage" and lesbian mirage "larriage"
RightWingWatch.org ^ | 9/10/2015 | Miranda Blue

Posted on 09/10/2015 4:45:32 PM PDT by NetAddicted

Pat Fagan, the director of the Family Research Council’s Marriage and Religious Research Institute, suggested yesterday that marriage equality opponents start referring to gay men’s marriages as “garriage” and lesbians’ marriages as “larriage,” with the overarching term for “homosexual marriage” being “harriage.”

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Great idea! Let's call homosexual mirage ANYTHING but marriage.
1 posted on 09/10/2015 4:45:32 PM PDT by NetAddicted
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To: NetAddicted

Interesting the way that headline came out. :)


2 posted on 09/10/2015 4:47:27 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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To: NetAddicted

Umm, I recommend replacing “garriage” with “farriage”.

More appropriate.


3 posted on 09/10/2015 4:47:28 PM PDT by Regulator
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To: NetAddicted

`Sodomy’ was a lot easier.


4 posted on 09/10/2015 4:47:30 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: NetAddicted

Garried or Larried?


5 posted on 09/10/2015 4:50:55 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: NetAddicted

I prefer to simply call it and them frauds.


6 posted on 09/10/2015 4:51:50 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: NetAddicted

How about fudgiage.


7 posted on 09/10/2015 4:52:44 PM PDT by Williams
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To: NetAddicted

gay “mirage” lol


8 posted on 09/10/2015 4:53:17 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: NetAddicted

I like Farriage as in Fag. Darriage as in dyke.


9 posted on 09/10/2015 4:53:47 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: NetAddicted

I was thinking of marriage with an asterisk, like they do in baseball when there’s something funky about the record... like a steroid scandal for homeruns.

You could go to the clerk and get a marriage* certificate. It would sound just like “marriage”, but it wouldn’t be marriage. Just like it is now.


10 posted on 09/10/2015 4:55:13 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: NetAddicted

11 posted on 09/10/2015 4:57:59 PM PDT by Libloather (Embrace the suck)
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To: NetAddicted

Oi, mate! A garriage is where y’ park yer lorry!


12 posted on 09/10/2015 4:59:21 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Regulator

Don’t know how to make a laughing emoticon.


13 posted on 09/10/2015 5:06:47 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: NetAddicted

William Briggs, the statistician who blogs on statistical inference, Thomism and social issues (and helped McKitrick debunk the “hockey stick”) proposed gmarriage — the g representing “government”, rather than “gay”.


14 posted on 09/10/2015 5:13:09 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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To: NetAddicted

Call it Let’s pretend.


15 posted on 09/10/2015 5:14:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: NetAddicted
So, if they marry their cat, is it "carriage"?

Ze, zir, zo, zum,

All this BS is really dumb.

No matter what they call it, it ain't Holy Matrimony.

16 posted on 09/10/2015 5:14:17 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

All of it is harriage.


17 posted on 09/10/2015 5:15:13 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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If they marry a dog it is darriage. Or a turtle, tarriage.


18 posted on 09/10/2015 5:15:49 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: The_Reader_David

It’s been proposed to do away with the “government marriage” thing altogether, and instead institute households.


19 posted on 09/10/2015 5:17:05 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Eddie01
Leisure Suit Larry is offended! (on many levels)


20 posted on 09/10/2015 5:22:10 PM PDT by mylife
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