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Nancy Grace Is on the Jenner Case (This is hilarious)
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | June 4, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 06/04/2015 1:43:50 PM PDT by Kaslin

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To: DanielRedfoot

Yep.

Not completely sure the cucumber has left the salad.


21 posted on 06/04/2015 2:21:25 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: capt. norm
The make-up artist for Nancy Grace is no doubt the hardest-working person in that business. Getting Nancy into a presentable state for HD video probably takes about four to six hours.

Getting all the cosmetics off Nancy after the shoot probably takes another four hours, along with a jackhammer and a sandblaster.
22 posted on 06/04/2015 2:23:09 PM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Kaslin

Everyone is going to be smirking behind his back at this farce.

“Of course we believe you have PMS, Bruce” while nodding at him sympathetically.


23 posted on 06/04/2015 2:24:50 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: capt. norm

Chopa****offamy
Chopa****forfree
Chopa****offamy
And, and, and
Don’t put the **** right on me!


24 posted on 06/04/2015 2:28:21 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: RatRipper
As John Travolta said in “Phenomenon”, “...It's The Little Pieces.”
25 posted on 06/04/2015 2:32:38 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Kaslin

One thing the Libs have yet to factored is how much “Bruce Gendered” is going to negatively affected those people who are “Transgendered” but are not flamboyaunt about it and just want to live under the radar, how many of these “folks” (to use an Obama term) will be “outed” because now people are more “aware” of the Transgendering thing.....

All Liberal/Progressive actions have un-intended consequences.....

This one is no exception....


26 posted on 06/04/2015 2:33:05 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: AlanGreenSpam

How can Caitlan be found guilty for something Bruce did?


27 posted on 06/04/2015 2:36:54 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: DanielRedfoot

Pretty sure he still has his 3 piece suit.

That’s why the on mag cover he’s squeezing his thighs
together for all he’s worth.

And hiding his man-hands behind his back, because,
he’s a guy.

I’m wondering if he thinks he’s a lesbian now,
or just a transvestite gay guy, or a straight
transvestite hoping to meet a gay, straight or
lesbian transgendered and /or transvestite mannish
woman or womanish man, or.... maybe he’d just like
to have an abortion.... I dunno....


28 posted on 06/04/2015 2:41:27 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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To: Kaslin

Even with a chopadickoffamy procedure, until those chromosomes change s/he’s a man, baby. Ain’t gonna happen.


29 posted on 06/04/2015 2:46:21 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Kaslin

The normalization of mental illness.


30 posted on 06/04/2015 2:53:08 PM PDT by redfreedom (All it takes for evil to win is for good people to do nothing - that's how the left took over.)
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To: redfreedom

Exactly. The attempted suicide rate in the US is about 4.6%. For transsexuals it is in the 42% range on average and better than 46% for male to female transsexuals. The surgery does not change this at all. Why are we celebrating seriously emotionally disturbed people? Why do we need to let emotionally disturbed men in with our daughters in locker rooms because they think that they are a woman?


31 posted on 06/04/2015 3:14:01 PM PDT by cyberstoic
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To: Kaslin

If this was all merely: “Oh yea, .so.and.so. is becoming a transgender-female, and may be the first former Olympic athlete to do so”, & then I’d say, O.K., I get it, and move on.

But the entire media,twitter,social media world is like hysterically over the top with the whole thing. THAT is in many ways more disturbing than the life events of the individual involved.


32 posted on 06/04/2015 3:17:53 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: Kaslin

Is he a woman yet? Well, whatever, but he definitely is a tranny. I wonder which bathroom he uses.


33 posted on 06/04/2015 3:56:32 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine
His mother is very smart
34 posted on 06/04/2015 4:09:23 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

Yeah especially since he fathered 4 children with his first two wives (2 children each) Does he want them to him suddenly mother instead of dad?


35 posted on 06/04/2015 4:16:41 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: gaijin
You mean this one?

38-Year-Old Dittohead Comes Out on Air

RUSH: Chillicothe, Missouri, Steve, great to have you on the EIB Network, sir. You're up first today, and welcome.

CALLER: Thank you. Hey, Rush, I'm a little nervous 'cause I've never come out of the closet in any way before, but I wanted you to know, be the first to know and your audience to know that I am actually an African-American. I've been an African-American my entire life. It's been bottled up inside me, and as of today, I'm no longer going to be Caucasian.

RUSH: Really? How old are you?

CALLER: I'm 38.

RUSH: Thirty-eight. You've been living in this prison for -- how old were you when you first learned that you weren't really white?

CALLER: Must have been about 10.

RUSH: Ten years old. Ten years old, you knew you weren't white, even though you were. You weren't white, you knew you were African-American or black. So you've lived 28 years in a prison, right? You haven't been able to be who you are?

CALLER: Right. It's been horrible 'cause every day I wake up and I know I'm black and everyone around me is white and I'm living here in flyover country and everybody in my small town is basically white --

RUSH: Well, this has got to be --

CALLER: I just have to walk --

RUSH: This has to be hell because here you are, you're Caucasian, but you know you're black, but nobody can see that you're black, so nobody can see who you really are.

CALLER: Exactly.

RUSH: And you're desperate to be seen who you really are. You're desperate to be known for who you really are. You're not an actor. You want to be known for who you are. You know you're black, but nobody can tell it. And you go tell people you're black, and they think you're nuts, right?

CALLER: Right. I mean, I've signed up for, like, minority grants and that sort of thing, and, you know, they all just laugh at me.

RUSH: Why? What's wrong with minor -- oh, I get it. Because yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a very courageous act on your part. I mean, to be an African-American trapped in a white body, that's cruel, the height of cruelty. Who could do something like that to another person? And that's gotta be tough. I mean, you're signing up for benefits that are available to African-Americans and you're telling them you are one, you knew when you were 10 that you were, and they're denying you, right?

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: So what are you doing about it?

CALLER: Well, I'm trying to start a movement. I'm calling you and I'm telling 30 million people that I'm actually black.

RUSH: Are you gonna do it on Twitter? You gonna have a Facebook campaign? I mean, are you gonna post your --

CALLER: I haven't got that far yet. I'm not through.

RUSH: There's 30 million people. You gotta get going. You're reaching 20 million of 'em here, but I imagine a number of 'em are gonna be kind of skeptical of this. I'm sure you're gonna face female that aren't gonna believe you, be skeptical, think you're just trying to get on the financial the gravy train and they're gonna look at you and they're gonna see Caucasian. What color is your hair?

CALLER: Blond.

RUSH: Blond. And yet you're African-American. In your heart, in your mind, you know you're black.

CALLER: Apparently. That's the way I felt since I was 10.

RUSH: You felt African -- what does it feel like to be African-American? I can't understand.

CALLER: It's just hard to explain. I'm not white. I don't fit in with my family, you know, it's --

RUSH: Do you hate the cops? Do you have an animus against police officers?

CALLER: Well, that's been building lately, as I see how other people of my color treat the cops and feel towards them, that's kind of been building in me, so, yeah.

RUSH: Taking it personally, make it personal, I can understand that. Well, you know, you're gonna have to prove this to people. I mean, you just can't go out there and say this. You're gonna have to prove you're black by doing all the stereotypes like Bruce Jenner is doing with women. I mean, you know, Bruce Jenner didn't just say, "Hey, I'm a woman." He had to go do the whole whatever to convince people of it. You can't just say it.

CALLER: Yeah, and --

RUSH: It would be much easier if you say you knew you were gay when you're 10, but man, you've really bitten off a big one here when you say you knew you were black at age 10 when you're a blond-haired Caucasian.

CALLER: Yeah, and also now I'm in a biracial marriage and my kids are biracial, so I don't know what to do.

RUSH: What, you're married to a --

CALLER: A white woman.

RUSH: Married to a white woman, you're Caucasian, but you're African-American, your kids are biracial. You do have a problem.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: I tell you, my heart goes out Steve, first caller, black man in the body of a white man. Wow. If you think he has it tough, imagine being a disabled black lesbian trapped in a nondisabled white man's body. Now, that could lead to serious therapy.

36 posted on 06/04/2015 4:20:39 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

I heard that “I’m an African American stuck in a white man’s skin” guy today, but they had a different guy, yesterday, more subtle:

“In college I played ultimate frisbee, Rush. It involves TONS of running, but a basic rule is that any player catching a frisbee must STOP after the catch and must stay stopped before a throw. But...I noticed more and more that I strongly wanted to CONTINUE running after catching, much like a dog...”

It was really funny, and he went on and on.

Rush is very quick on the uptake when it comes to joking of this type, but maybe it was his hearing because Rush was not really getting it, something fairly amazing.

It continued for 7 or so minutes, and terminated strangely —we heard a “door open” chime from the inside of a passenger car, and then we lost him.

I am guessing he was a cabbie or driver of some sort, goofing off.

The guy was clearly putting on a take-off of the Bruce Jenner story, but somehow Rush was not getting it.

It was actually better than the “I’m a black guy, deep down” fellow.

Super funny!

He could have gone off in a million directions —sniffing butts of newly met girls, gnawing on the bone after a steak.

Alas, we lost him suddenly.


37 posted on 06/04/2015 4:29:31 PM PDT by gaijin
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“Under the next president Clinton, I predict that Mrs Jenner will be named czar of transgenderism. She/he/it will be paraded about with much fanfare. She and old Bill Clinton will become drinking buddies, and then lovers. Hillary will become jealous, come out as a lesbian, make it a threesome, and the three of them will live in bliss in the white house for the remainder of her term(s).”

(stolen from a poster on ZeroHedge)


38 posted on 06/04/2015 6:24:18 PM PDT by dynachrome (We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.)
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To: Kaslin

Exactly, He’ll never be a “she”.


39 posted on 06/04/2015 7:44:39 PM PDT by Andy'smom (How many more acts of love can we take?)
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To: cyberstoic

Because the nation is morally bankrupt. The people we are conditioned to look up to, the media, the politicians, academia, are all left wing nut jobs bent on destroying the nation.

It is just plain sick to “celebrate” someone wanting to change their sex. We are what we are born to be, the laws of nature gave us chromosomes that tell us exactly what we are.


40 posted on 06/05/2015 5:32:59 AM PDT by redfreedom (All it takes for evil to win is for good people to do nothing - that's how the left took over.)
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