Nancy Grace Is on the Jenner Case (This is hilarious)

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | June 4, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

[Kaslin]

RUSH: I tell you, folks, I am having a tough time keeping up with everything. I really am. Bruce Jenner is a woman, but still has his penis. Barack Obama is a Jew. Bill Clinton was the first black president, and Hillary Clinton says her interviews are her speeches. We're supposed to sit here and just accept all this. And they tell us we're the weirdos. We're the weirdos!

Greetings, my friends. Great to have you. Rush Limbaugh, back at it -- (laughing) -- I'm serious. Here behind the Golden EIB Microphone. The telephone number if you want to be on the program's 800-282-2882.

Yeah, Nancy Grace, get to the bottom of this. Well, she was going in some direction. Yesterday on the program, I posited the possibility... I posited that what if this is all just a publicity stunt, that Caitlyn Jenner is simply engaging in a stunt here to illustrate how easy it is to scam the American media, the American pop culture, and the American corporate world by being paid to do all of this?

And I don't know if Nancy Grace heard it or not, but she's now on the case, and I don't know why she asked. She's got this poor little guy who's the media expert at CNN, Brian Stelter, she starts grilling this guy whether or not Jenner still has his penis. I don't know why she thinks that Brian Stelter would know, but she wouldn't let the guy go. You want to hear it? You want to hear this? Here. Let's set this up. You know, the Stick-to-the-Issues Crowd is not gonna like this. I was actually gonna start with Hillary, and we'll get to Hillary, this business that she's telling the media that her speech is the interview.

Now, I have done that, in a modified way. When I was out regularly on the Rush to Excellence Tour, the media would call and want an interview, and I would say, "Look, you don't need to interview me. Just listen to the speech if you want to know what I say. Just listen to the radio. Why do you need an interview? Listen to my radio program. Listen to when I go out and do the Rush to Excellence Tour."

Now, Mrs. Clinton is doing it to avoid the media. I was doing it because they were ignoring what I was saying. They would come in and want an interview so they could distort me all to smithereens. The difference is, they listen to Hillary and they find ways to make what she says palatable, intelligent, and smart. In my case they were ignoring what I say on purpose so as to not have to report it. But I've done it. I've declined an interview on the basis, "You don't need to interview me. Listen to my radio program. Or, alternatively, read my website." But yesterday, let's go back, turn back the hands of time not even 24 hours, yesterday I posited the following.

RUSH ARCHIVE: Wouldn't it be great if all this is just a publicity stunt to show how shallow the American pop culture and entertainment culture is and how easy it is to hijack it, by coming out and going through something like this. And look at me, "I could go from a $100 to $500 million net worth in ten years and captivate the attention of the American media. I could get all kinds of endorsement contracts for makeup, and I'm a man telling everybody I'm a woman." Wouldn't that have been a great publicity stunt? It would have been one of the best all-time publicity stunts. And I guess there's an outside chance it still could be.

RUSH: Okay, so given that, we go to last night's Headline News Nancy Grace show, and she's speaking with the host of CNN's media program, Brian Stelter. Brian Stelter, CNN's media expert. Brian Stelter got started doing a blog called TVNewser, and the New York Times was so impressed they hired him, and CNN was so impressed they hired him away from there. So he's now the media expert, which I guess that means he knows everything about Bruce Jenner, uh, Caitlyn Jenner. So here's Grace. She's talking about Jenner's physical transformation, man to woman, with Brian Stelter, media expert, CNN.

GRACE: How far has the transitioning gone? Okay, does he have a penis?

STELTER: Well, that's the part everybody wants to ask, but everybody's afraid to ask, right?

GRACE: I really don't have another way, I was trying -- I was grasping for words, I didn't know quite how to put it out there.

STELTER: The best answer I've got, is she has said in the past that will be the last part, if she ever decides to go there, that will be the last part.

RUSH: Wait a minute, now. You can't become a woman without... (interruption) Well, what are you saying? Right, the chopadickoffamy operation. You've got to do that. This is all academic. How can you become a woman if you have not had the chopadickoffamy? So here's the next guest. Nancy Grace talking to Dr. Kathy Rumer about Jenner's transformation to Caitlyn Jenner, and this is how that sounded.

GRACE: I've got a question. At this juncture, is Caitlyn Jenner a woman? Does he still have a penis, or does she have a vagina, how does this whole thing work?

RUMER: Well, I think the jury is still out on that one, whether he's had bottom surgery yet or not.

RUSH: Wait a minute, stop the tape. What do you mean, the jury is still out? Cue this back to the top. (laughing) The jury is still out? It seems pretty cut and dry to me. It seems pretty up and down to me, yes or no, one way or the other. Here it is again. I'll try not to laugh uproariously and interrupt this.

GRACE: I've got a question. At this juncture, is Caitlyn Jenner a woman? Does he still have a penis, or does she have a vagina, how does this whole thing work?

RUMER: Well, I think the jury is still out on that one, whether he's had bottom surgery yet or not. It's essential for the patient to live at a minimum for one year in the role as a female, if they are transgender female, or transgender male, living a male role.

RUSH: Why? Why is it mandatory to live for a year before you have, I guess the new term "bottom surgery"? For those of you in Rio Linda, that obviously means below the waist. So why would you have to wait a year? Is there some sort of psychological hormonal thing that you've gotta do to adjust, or is it a commitment thing, that you show people that you're really dead serious about this and you've gotta do that for a year? What happens, by the way, if say nine months in, you fail? Maybe that's probably why they wait, 'cause that would be -- I mean, that'd be a point of no return, right? I mean, how do you go back? So maybe that's why. Maybe they wait to see if somebody is really serious about this. (interruption) Well, that's a hormonal thing.

The "above the waist stuff," that would be a hormonal fix, I would think. Brian Stelter is apparently the expert because Nancy Grace goes back to him here.

GRACE: So, Bryan, senior media correspondent, senior media correspondent. Right now ... he still has... the penis. Says you.

STELTER: Well, I don't know any differently. I'm going based on --

GRACE: So you haven't looked?

STELTER: -- all that she has revealed so far. But like I said this has all been doled out one little detail at a time.

RUSH: "So you haven't looked?" she said to him. (laughing) "So you haven't looked, Brian"? This poor guy. (laughing) He must have said, "Look, I'm the media expert here. Why are you asking me?" She obviously thinks you've got an inside on this, Brian. I mean, she asked you of all the people! There's Dr. Sanjay Gupta she could have asked. There's any number of experts in the medical field she could have asked but she went to the media expert on the network. Boy, she was boring in. Did you hear that? She was relentless. When you have Nancy Grace on the case, you don't want to be in her way. So, that's the latest on that.

[DanielRedfoot]

Are we talking Javelin and shot-puts? or just a javelin? or has the equipment manager totally left the stadium??

[AlanGreenSpam]

Maybe “She” Jenner is hoping to garner more sympathy for “her” homicide trial in the Malibu accident in which “he” killed a woman?

[Steely Tom]

LOL! The pic of Rush with the magnifying glass! Genius!

[no-to-illegals]

ya know it’s bad when Lorraine Bobbitt is being called by the ‘bruce’

[no-to-illegals]

Nancy want to hold it ...

[barmag25]

chopadickoffamy

LOL!!!!

[Vaquero]

So being he paid for his procedures.....Self mutilation.

You can saddle a chihuahua, but it ain’t no horse.

[Kaslin]

That is what I had to laugh about when I read the article on my smartphone while I was waiting with my husband at the doctors office

[TexasCajun]

I understand Chaz Bono has inquired If Caitlyn is a cougar!

[onyx]

B T T T ! ! ! ©

[Kaslin]

Jenner is never going to be a she, no matter how much he wants to be, or how hard he tries. He fathered four kids and getting some balloons sowed in his chest is supposed to turn him into a woman? That man is delusional

[Nevadan]

re: Maybe “She” Jenner is hoping to garner more sympathy for “her” homicide trial in the Malibu accident in which “he” killed a woman?

Well, what sympathy does she need? She didn’t kill the woman. Bruce did. They should be prosecuting Bruce, but he doesn’t exist anymore. So I guess the case should be dismissed....

[capt. norm]

Nancy Grace is getting to be a coarse-looking woman.

She looks like she needs a sex-change from whatever she is now, to a more palatable life-form.

[Popman]

GRACE: I've got a question. At this juncture, is Caitlyn Jenner a woman? Does he still have a penis, or does she have a vagina, how does this whole thing work?

Sorry, Nancy...his DNA says he's a male... penis or veejay notwithstanding...

[capt. norm]

"chopadickoffamy"

Sounds like one of the "lost" lyrics to the 60's hit "The Weight".

Fits like a glove!

[musicman]

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[Kaslin]

There was a woman a few of years ago who wanted to become a man, so she got a breast reduction and treatment to grow facial hair. S-he decided though that she wanted to keep her female organs so s-he could give birth to a baby

[gaijin]

Why is no one talking about that funny guy yesterday Who called up claiming that in college he discovered he is a dog trapped in a man’s body because of his experiences during Ultimate Frisbee games..?

Subtle but really funny.

[RatRipper]

NOBODY mentions the “Y” chromosome . . . the science is settled on that!!! And it has NOTHING to do with what you are toting between your legs!