Bill Looking Forward to Moving Back to the White House… If Only Hillary Will Let Him

PJ Media ^ | 05-13-2015 | Michael van der Galien

[Michael van der Galien]

Ah. It looks like Bill Clinton is in da house:

'Bill Clinton hopes to be Hillary Clinton’s First Man in the White House, but there’s a big ‘if” … if she invites him to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. ”If she wins the election, the chances are 100 percent that I’ll move back,” the former president told David Letterman Tuesday night on “The Late Show.” ”By the way, if I’m asked!” he added with a smile.'

Ha-ha! Cracking jokes about cheating on your wife (because that’s what this all refers to of course): hilarious! Oh man, I can’t stop laughing. Especially because people in their position should try to be great role models for young generations. It’s killing me! Great fun!

Morality and the Clintons. They just don’t go together, do they?

In any case, of course Hillary wants Bill to join her. After all, it’s not about love and faithfulness with the Clintons, but about politics. Americans want a First Couple, not just a president. The U.S. has its first black president now, if Hillary wins it’ll have the first woman president, but the first single mom president? No, I don’t see that one happening anytime soon – and neither does Hillary, which explains why she never divorced her lying, cheating husband.

[Michael van der Galien]

Class act Bill Clinton is cracking jokes about his own infidelity. Because immorality is a laughing matter...

[Oliviaforever]

That just caused Hillary to lose 0 votes.

[omega4412]

Huma for First Lady!

[faithhopecharity]

What if she divorces him first?

[MeshugeMikey]

[2ndDivisionVet]

Since we first met them, Bill and Hillary's political relationship has been defined by a series of scandals, providing their marriage a much-needed distraction from ever having to actually stop and figure out how to extricate themselves from their biggest predicament: each other. Let's face it. If the Clintons' marriage were any more about convenience, they'd have to install a Slurpee machine and a Slim-Jim rack.

Dennis Miller

[South40]

[Paine in the Neck]

Bill is like some sort of mashup of Robert Crumb characters come to life.

[Dahoser]

Bill yearns for his favorite sink.

[zzwhale]

the only thing the clintoons will ever get to do in the white house is CLEAN THE URINALS..... there are not enough SHITFORBRAINS bobbleheads to elect the stark raving mad hitlary.... the automaton cant even hold a rigged press conference and dont forget folks THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT BENGHAZI will swift boat her doublewideass, at the appropriate time....... she has blood on her hands and will pay the price for starters by not being elected....and who will take the fall for tax fraud and evasion and dont forget the e-mails and campaign contribution fraud that will all come out in due course... she will either give up running or risk prison time... teh clintoons are bumbarf in the gutter .......

[Secret Agent Man]

Huma will be the First Bush.