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Dog-poop DNA tests nail non-scoopers
Seattle Times ^
| April 30th, 2015
| Erik Lactis
Posted on 04/04/2015 8:54:38 AM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: dna; genetics; liberalloons; pets; seattle
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To: Cry if I Wanna
Who’s paying for that?? Nice govt. job to have: Dog poop DNA analyzer.
To: Cry if I Wanna; GeronL
Meanwhile don’t ask them to enforce laws against illegal immigration, falsification of identity, illegal voting, illegal access to welfare benefits... #PRIORITIES
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:56:58 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(If Indiana's 'treatment' of homosexuals matters, why doesn't Cuba's treatment of homosexuals matter?)
To: SpirituTuo
More **** we can pay for. LOL
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:58:09 AM PDT
by
mylife
("The roar of the masses could be farts")
To: Cry if I Wanna
So glad our government is protecting us from these terrorists..............
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:58:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Where does one go to register their dogs poop?
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:59:56 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Served in the Navy to protect the rights of those that want to take some of mine away. Odd, eh?)
To: Cry if I Wanna
It figures that it would be centered around Seattle. The whole city is FOS ( I mean Democrats).
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:00:48 AM PDT
by
vette6387
To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!
The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:00:57 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Based on the comment I guess no one has actually read the article.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:00:58 AM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: Cry if I Wanna
To: Cry if I Wanna
That’s why, since February 2014, tenants have been paying a “one-time fee of $29.95 for DNA testing.” ALL tenants, or just dog owners?
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:03:43 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: Straight Vermonter
“.. no one has actually read the article”.
I did, SV. I learned the average weight of dog poop is one third of a pound. :)
To: Cry if I Wanna
New CBS drama coming in the fall: CSI Dog Poop
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:04:14 AM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Can we get DNA samples from the dogs in the White Hut to identify the origin of the poop that the fifth-column media provide on TV and newspapers every day?
To: momtothree
I learned the average weight of dog poop is one third of a pound. :) One does learn so much on FR.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:07:09 AM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: Straight Vermonter
What’s next? register all the birds in the world?
Reminds me of a joke...
An old man and his wife are walking in the park on a beautiful spring day when a bird flying by plops a turd right on the old lady’s head..
Outraged and humiliated she yells “Quick! get me a piece of toilet paper!!!”
The old man calmly responds..
“What the hell for? That bird is 1/4 of a mile away by now”
Baddaboompthssh.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:08:46 AM PDT
by
mylife
("The roar of the masses could be farts")
To: Straight Vermonter
I have read the article. One thing not mentioned when they talk about dog poop in elevators is that a strange dog’s poog often inspires YOUR dog to urinate on it to mark it.
That would result in one smelly and disgusting elevator!
To: Straight Vermonter
Based on the comment I guess no one has actually read the article.
...
Nope. This is actually the private market helping to solve a problem.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:09:09 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: Straight Vermonter
It’s an established tradition!
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:09:47 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
This week on CSI: Canine S%&# Investigtation...
Intro music from The Who.
Our first suspect was the chihuahua, but it turned out that she had an alibi because the pile wss bigger than she was. Then we suspected that it was the St. Bernard and DNA evidence proved it... but in the end in a surprise twist it turned out to be his identical littermate as shown by DNA evidence of their intestinal parasites.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:13:37 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
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