Posted on 03/27/2015 2:34:59 PM PDT by drewh
Duluth Trading Co, yeah their gusseted crotch. Nice but a little pricey.
Wrangler makes jeans for guys with vast tracts of land!
While we are talking about tight jeans, what do tight jeans and Brooklyn have in common?..............FLATBUSH
Holy Mac! I’ve had meralgia parenthetica for years, but I don’t wear tight jeans. Maybe I just need more room than most.
Pizza makers in NYC had a very high rate of infertility because of the heat of the ovens. Some researcher tried to get them to wear refrigerated pants but all the volunteers quiet after one or two days.
He thought for a minute, then said: "Well...I didn't..."
My bro told me Levi’s were like a cheap hotel..no ballroom.
See those Duluth Clothing commercials.?
That was one strange movie
Duluth Trading has had Ball Room jeans for years.
Duluth Trading Co. has been selling work pants like this long before these...
Won’t matter, seat feminazis won’t let you sit any other way except crushing your nuts.
It’s so stupid - men cannot sit exactly like women. The ignorance. it is growing.
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
“The good news is I can cure your headaches... the bad news is that it will require castration.” The doc paused.
“You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “that’s what I need .. a new suit.”
He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see... size 42 long.”
Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in business 60 years!”
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “how about a new shirt?”
Joe thought for a moment and then said “sure...”
The salesman eyed Joe and said “let’s see...34 sleeves and...16 and a half neck.”
Joe was suprised, “that’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years” Joe tried one the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked “how about some new shoes?”
Joe was on a roll and said “sure!”
The salesman eyed Joe’s feet and said “Let’s see... 10-1/2...E.”
Joe said astonished, “that’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in business 60 years!”
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked “how about some new underwear?”
Joe thought for a second and said, “sure!”
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and said “Let’s see... size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.”
The salesman shook his head, “you can’t wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”
Huh ... Rustler’s calls it “relaxed fit.”
Isnt that the same company that sold see-through yoga pants?
Don’t forget your purse.
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