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Murder suspect smears face with feces in Jeff. Parish court, says 'Life is like a box of chocolates'
New Orleans Advocate ^ | 3/13/15 | CHAD CALDER

Posted on 03/12/2015 10:50:46 PM PDT by Oliviaforever

A man charged with second-degree murder in the beating death of a Terrytown woman smeared feces on his face Thursday morning during a status hearing in 24th Judicial District Court in Gretna.

Bryan Schwartz, 27, of Henderson, Kentucky, apparently got a handful of his own feces while in court just before 10 a.m. and began rubbing it on his face. One person said he could be heard at one point saying, “Life is like a box of chocolates,” a line from the movie “Forrest Gump.”

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Louisiana
KEYWORDS: chocolate; forrestgump

1 posted on 03/12/2015 10:50:46 PM PDT by Oliviaforever
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To: Oliviaforever

Terrible movie.


2 posted on 03/12/2015 10:54:23 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

trying for an insanity defense

give it to him. confine him to latrine duty.


3 posted on 03/12/2015 10:57:27 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Keep God's Commandments; it's better than gambling on forgiveness.)
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To: Oliviaforever

He must have been AWOL from his “positive self- imaging” class at PS-69


4 posted on 03/12/2015 10:58:33 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Foolish people ... have eyes and see not)
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To: nickcarraway

Great movie


5 posted on 03/12/2015 11:01:39 PM PDT by wardaddy (Dems hate western civilization and GOP are cowards...We are headed to a dark place)
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To: Oliviaforever

He’ll be in a moon suit on his next court visit. Probably performing for his insanity defense.


6 posted on 03/12/2015 11:01:47 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Oliviaforever

Another “poop” thread.


7 posted on 03/12/2015 11:21:19 PM PDT by freedom6178
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To: nickcarraway

Thank you. Someone agrees with me. It was an awful movie.


8 posted on 03/12/2015 11:46:04 PM PDT by Calpublican (No Comprendo)
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To: Oliviaforever

“It is not clear whether Schwartz is mentally ill or wanted to appear mentally ill, or what kind of punishment he could incur for his actions.”

From his picture, he looks mentally defective, so what the hell, put him into “Old Sparky,” and tell him “to buckle up, it’s the law.” He’s probably too stupid to know he’s about to die.


9 posted on 03/12/2015 11:57:37 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: Oliviaforever

Sorry to ruin your Black Panther trial.


10 posted on 03/13/2015 12:52:10 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: BBell

Here's the poop, I mean perp.

11 posted on 03/13/2015 1:24:44 AM PDT by Oliviaforever
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To: Oliviaforever

The poopetrator appears to be thinking deep thoughts—like the sunshine and the palm trees, and the tinkly temple bells on the road to Mandalay.


12 posted on 03/13/2015 1:50:40 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Oliviaforever

It’s a bad idea to get s**tfaced in court.


13 posted on 03/13/2015 2:07:42 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Oliviaforever

he’s obviously too criminally insane to be helped. Better put him down.


14 posted on 03/13/2015 12:02:28 PM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: Oliviaforever

I just lost my taste for chocolate. :-)


15 posted on 03/13/2015 12:49:30 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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