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Alleged thieves butt-dial boss, tell him about stealing company equipment
Grand Forks Herald ^ | 02/23/2015 | Reuters Media

Posted on 02/23/2015 9:44:04 PM PST by skeptoid

MIAMI, Fla. - An accidental cellphone call landed two Florida men in jail after their employer heard them discussing plans to steal and sell $8,000 in construction equipment, according to police.

David Fanuelsen, 39, and Dean Brown, 22, remained in jail on Monday facing charges of felony grand theft.

Their troubles started when Fanuelsen, a construction worker, unintentionally dialed his boss from a phone in his back pocket last Tuesday night, the Key West Police Department said.

The employer, Stace Valenzuela, told Reuters he overheard the men discussing plans to sell company equipment.

(Excerpt) Read more at grandforksherald.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: stupid; thieves
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To: skeptoid

Hilarious!


2 posted on 02/23/2015 9:45:20 PM PST by Aria
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To: skeptoid
Alleged thieves butt-dial boss, tell him about stealing company equipment

Dumb ass.

3 posted on 02/23/2015 9:48:58 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: skeptoid
There's been a few times I thought the phone hung up and it didn't.
Also I've been pocket called before and didn't realize it for a
few seconds until I heard things I should not have. Then promptly
hung up. Pocket dial though, they nailed themselves. Love it.
4 posted on 02/23/2015 9:51:42 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: Still Thinking
Dumb ass.

No, Smart Ass. . . it phoned the boss and turned its dumb owner in by butt dialing his phone.

5 posted on 02/23/2015 9:52:47 PM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: skeptoid

maybe he’ll say he was just talking out of his butt, too


6 posted on 02/23/2015 9:53:28 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Still Thinking

I’ve personally “Butt-dialed” more people than I can count.

At the same time, when my, “wife at the time”, dialed me and I listened to her exploits while she was out cheating on me, well, damn.


7 posted on 02/23/2015 9:55:35 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: skeptoid

Cracked the case.


8 posted on 02/23/2015 9:56:02 PM PST by deadrock (I is someone else.)
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To: Still Thinking
Dumb ass.

+ smart phone = Jail

9 posted on 02/23/2015 9:59:48 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Ken H

I hate it when I end up in jail because my butt called my boss and told him I was going to steal and sell his stuff.


10 posted on 02/23/2015 10:03:58 PM PST by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Milton Miteybad

Tell me about it!


11 posted on 02/23/2015 10:08:48 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Milton Miteybad

I’ve been dialed like this before. Normally you cannot hear anything. I call BS on this. Did he record the call? Did he just call the police and say “hey guys, I heard these guys talking about how they were going to steal some equipment.”

“Oh, okay, we’ll get down there right away and arrest them and throw them in jail, because you have no proof, and nothing has gone missing.”

Seems super fishy to me.


12 posted on 02/23/2015 10:21:16 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: skeptoid

13 posted on 02/23/2015 10:34:42 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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14 posted on 02/23/2015 10:35:57 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: FreedomStar3028
It DOES HAPPEN!

I have received several such calls (all were innocuous) and so I hung up. But the conversation was clear and understandable.

A memorable one was with a guy and his fishing buddy discussing whether they wanted to keep trolling or head home, since they had caught a few.

15 posted on 02/23/2015 10:44:08 PM PST by skeptoid (the thot plickens)
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To: skeptoid

And discussing stealing is a crime? When the crime was not committed?


16 posted on 02/23/2015 10:47:46 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: FreedomStar3028

It might help if you actually read the article before commenting... Stuff was actually gone... And he had a recorded message regarding where it went...


17 posted on 02/23/2015 10:54:21 PM PST by DB
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To: Aria

Stoooopid # 1 and Stoooopid # 2. Do not pass “GO,” Do not collect $200!!


18 posted on 02/23/2015 11:27:01 PM PST by Skybird
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To: Zeneta

Happened with a friend’s husband. He butt dialed me and I heard him asking a woman back to a condo they had near one of their restaurants at the beach. I even heard the click click click of her heels in the parking lot as she walked with him to his car. I confronted him and he denied it to my face.


19 posted on 02/24/2015 5:12:16 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Zeneta

My granddaughter’s (now ex) husband had the same problem...Butt dialed her at what proved to be the wrong moment (for him). She will be fine (better off without that jerk!)


20 posted on 02/24/2015 12:03:43 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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