Holy Hell Would Be Unleashed On ‘Handsy’ Joe Biden If He Were Conservative

The Federalist ^ | 01/07/2015 | Mollie Hemingway

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays a bumbling (but certainly more competent than Joe Biden) vice president in HBO’s “Veep.” There’s an episode in season two where it’s January 6 and she is supposed to swear in senators but just can’t get her act together. She messes up small talk and doesn’t have her head in the game.

Yesterday, January 6, was sort of a real-life version of this. While the man who in real life is a heartbeat away from the presidency also messed up small talk, he was almost too locked in. He was extremely attentive. Particularly to underage girls. And, well, it’s not that big of a deal, I guess, but it got kind of creepy.

To wit (and I might actually mean this Trigger Warning for once: lecherous elderly man creeping on underage girl):

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From 1:17 to 1:39 in this video created by the Washington Post (to whimsical music), Biden:

tells an adolescent girl, “Molly, come over by me,” grabbing her hand and pulling her close;

nuzzles into an adolescent girl who tries to keep him from kissing her by moving her head away; tells another adolescent girl that her grandpop is one of the greatest guys;

and then asks a family if he can have a picture just with their adolescent girl. As her family teases them, he brushes her hair away and gets in close to her.

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[Steely Tom]

It’s OK when they do it.

[Paul46360]

C R E E P..where is the NAGS when ya need them???

[right way right]

Creepy Uncle Joe.

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HANDSY JOE BEIDEN...

[Kartographer]

Is that a candy bar in his pocket? ;-)

[jospehm20]

Not as creepy as the guy who let him around his kid.

[longfellow]

Clinton would have raped them.

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JOE BIDEN WITH WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT AT THE HILL, AMIE PARNES

[jayrunner]

“Or are you just glad to see me?” Mae West.

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I'm Sure this pic is just platonic...

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Joe: Biden got a little touchy with the Mary King, the wife of Sen Angus King of Maine

[vette6387]

Joe’s fixin to cop a feel from an adolescent. Where’s the “holy water,” Joe? While you’re at it you can “baptize” the baby too!

[jayrunner]

Speaking of Creepy. Does anyone else think perhaps Harry Reid has too many accidents?

Is it possible he has incurred the wrath of the Vegas power elite?

Seems like he has had a bunch of strange injuries.

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Kissing a niece of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., left, alongside McConnell’s wife, former Labor secretary Elaine Chao

[WayneS]

Maybe he likes it rough.

[AU72]

I remember Obama with his hand on Bergdof’s mothers back heading south.

[Irenic]

He’s a dope but I think Biden really does like kids and no, not in a creepy way. He actually wrote a nice note back to a kid who wrote to him. I didn’t agree with the content of the notes but I thought Biden did good.

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I’m getting a little nauseous. Seriously.