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Humor needed for2015
1 posted on 01/05/2015 8:38:55 AM PST by Jan_Sobieski
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What did Kermit say when Jim Hensen died?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


2 posted on 01/05/2015 8:42:30 AM PST by Mich Patriot (Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
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i know that miss piggy and kermit broke up because he converted to judaism and kept kosher...


3 posted on 01/05/2015 8:43:25 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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Another Ultimate Oxymoron®. Made my day.
5 posted on 01/05/2015 8:44:11 AM PST by __rvx86 (A non-trivial fear: Government of my peers.)
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6 posted on 01/05/2015 8:45:07 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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Miss Piggy follows Bert who joined the jihad long ago.



Evil Bert Meets Evil Osama, Has an Angry Muppet Joined the Jihad?
7 posted on 01/05/2015 8:50:03 AM PST by xeno
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8 posted on 01/05/2015 8:51:45 AM PST by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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Feminists want to know if she is permitted to fatwa.


9 posted on 01/05/2015 8:54:51 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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Actually she didn’t ‘convert’ in the true sense of the word.

She was served up for lunch to a bunch of Muszies, so she is now Muslim prior becoming waste.

Like they say in a Ham and egg breakfast, the Chicken makes a contribution and the Pig makes a commitment.


10 posted on 01/05/2015 8:57:04 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)those who understand, no explanation needed-Those who don't none will work.)
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This is good.

Wanna bet some jihadi bearded towelhead maniac starts complaining about it and crying racism?


12 posted on 01/05/2015 9:20:52 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: Jan_Sobieski; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Give Pigs A Chance photo 060221Toonaphobia-X.gif


13 posted on 01/05/2015 9:35:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clapping the Blues" - http://youtu.be/0bmAJHHqfIw)
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14 posted on 01/05/2015 9:37:07 AM PST by Perseverando (In Washington it's common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be POTUS.)
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yes, i am being insensitive but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do

20 posted on 01/05/2015 10:23:11 AM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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Not funny.


21 posted on 01/05/2015 10:38:46 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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I didn’t know pi...wonderful, special animals...were allowed to convert to Islam.


23 posted on 01/05/2015 12:27:08 PM PST by RichInOC ("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
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