Humor needed for2015
To: Jan_Sobieski
What did Kermit say when Jim Hensen died?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
2 posted on
01/05/2015 8:42:30 AM PST by
Mich Patriot
(Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
To: Jan_Sobieski
i know that miss piggy and kermit broke up because he converted to judaism and kept kosher...
3 posted on
01/05/2015 8:43:25 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
Another Ultimate Oxymoron®. Made my day.
5 posted on
01/05/2015 8:44:11 AM PST by
__rvx86
(A non-trivial fear: Government of my peers.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
6 posted on
01/05/2015 8:45:07 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
7 posted on
01/05/2015 8:50:03 AM PST by
xeno
To: Jan_Sobieski
8 posted on
01/05/2015 8:51:45 AM PST by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: Jan_Sobieski
Feminists want to know if she is permitted to fatwa.
9 posted on
01/05/2015 8:54:51 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Jan_Sobieski
Actually she didn’t ‘convert’ in the true sense of the word.
She was served up for lunch to a bunch of Muszies, so she is now Muslim prior becoming waste.
Like they say in a Ham and egg breakfast, the Chicken makes a contribution and the Pig makes a commitment.
10 posted on
01/05/2015 8:57:04 AM PST by
xrmusn
((6/98)those who understand, no explanation needed-Those who don't none will work.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
This is good.
Wanna bet some jihadi bearded towelhead maniac starts complaining about it and crying racism?
12 posted on
01/05/2015 9:20:52 AM PST by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
To: Jan_Sobieski; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
13 posted on
01/05/2015 9:35:29 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Clapping the Blues" - http://youtu.be/0bmAJHHqfIw)
To: Jan_Sobieski
14 posted on
01/05/2015 9:37:07 AM PST by
Perseverando
(In Washington it's common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be POTUS.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
yes, i am being insensitive but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do
20 posted on
01/05/2015 10:23:11 AM PST by
Slyfox
(To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
To: Jan_Sobieski
21 posted on
01/05/2015 10:38:46 AM PST by
Albion Wilde
(It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
To: Jan_Sobieski
I didn’t know pi...wonderful, special animals...were allowed to convert to Islam.
23 posted on
01/05/2015 12:27:08 PM PST by
RichInOC
("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
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