[roadcat]

Oh gosh, what a tragedy! Call a vet quick, that poor dog!

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t look, Ethyl...

[Cementjungle]

Wow, getting shot at in two different apartments in the same event... the guy was brilliant.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

(This has to rate as the bad writing of the day)
(my emphasis)

“This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and *began to unload* a.45 caliber firearm *on* him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him *enough* to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery.”

[CrazyIvan]

Don't know about burglars but this is pretty common for pyromaniacs at the scene of the crime.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Did the doctors check to see if the palms of his hands are yellow? Did he go blind?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[tumblindice]

Vet, I don’t think I’ve heard a story like this one since a few years ago when a woman here drank a quart of vodka and then tried to shoot a corn off her foot with a shotgun.

He “grabbed her dog”? He put it under his arm? Molested it?
Wild, wild stuff Ed.

[Rodamala]

This story sounded familiar... he was a apprentice horse racing jockey... it was posted here early today...

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3241859/posts

[Feckless]

Gives new meaning to the term “Money Shot”....

[pa_dweller]

A slight correction: This occurred on Bobolink Dr. incident

A bobolink is a small bird