That’s a two-edged statement, you know.
True believer Mac fans scare me.
I don't believe in such an animal. I've never seen one anywhere but the anecdotes of questionable sources.
As far as I'm concerned, they are a fairy tale the greasy, showerless, dateless, socially outcast, inferiority obsessed, geeks of the seventies invented to justify their pathological need to injurer "cool" people.
From there, it just became accepted lore as such people became successes and, for the most part, got their $h!t together.
You must be a very timid soul. . . and easily scared. Sad to be you. . . and especially sad to have to admit that. There are phobia self-help groups, you know. You are suffering from MAPS.
Swordmaker's and Kathy's proposed diagnosis for the new ICD-10 addenda:
90210 iOS Munchausen's Apple-Plexy Syndrome (MAPS), The overwhelming compulsion to post negative, judgmental, aggressive, and false commentary on any website thread related to Apple products wherever found, including phobic reaction to projected Apple user euphoria. First and subsequent encounters.