Posted on 07/25/2014 10:33:44 AM PDT by Kaslin
I have to claim responsibility for the newest parody that’s now starring as president of the United States on TVs everywhere. If ever there were a Steven Colbert character assigned to play a faux president, Obama would get the nod.
You see: he’s been nominated for an Emmy now.
In a comedy, playing himself, in a tragedy.
Seriously. His own incompetence has led to an Emmy nomination.
And it’s my fault.
When Obama visited Cooperstown’s Baseball Hall of Fame in May, ostensibly to promote tourism, I suggested with mock fawning that they should induct him into the HOF as the greatest baseball play ever.
“But I think that there’s a high probability that Obama believes the Baseball Hall of Fame will induct him into their hallowed halls as the greatest baseball player to ever live,” I wrote.
And this would make sense.
The man got a Nobel Peace Prize and he has sown nothing but war. War at home and war abroad.
The man has been declared by his liberal acolytes the greatest and blackest and gayest president to ever live. And whatever else may be said, he certainly isn’t the greatest president ever, while Bill Clinton is still blacker than Obama has ever been.
Gayest?
OK, I’ll give him that.
But if there is one thing that I have learned in life it’s this: Be really careful when mentioning bad ideas to liberals. They embrace them.
Lots of them.
And so when Obama teamed up with Zach “Tax-a-Vowel-You-Can-Afford-It” Galifianakis to make a prop-up commercial about the failing healthcare website, healthcare.gov, liberals embraced the commercial, because liberals use humor better than conservatives do.
And they are more gullible.
And so the president’s botched launching of a simple website that likely gets less traffic than State Farm, is earning him an award.
The Between Two Ferns commercial, as it is known, has been nominated for an Emmy. Because while liberals use humor more effectively than conservatives do, ironically they also take themselves far too seriously.
“Obama’s appearance on comedian Zach Galifianakis’ Web series, ‘Between Two Ferns,’ was nominated Thursday for an Emmy in the Outstanding Short-Form Live-Action Entertainment Program category,” reports Politico. “The president was promoting enrollment on HealthCare.gov, and the White House said that traffic to the website increased by about 40 percent thanks to the clip.”
Yeah well, the White House says a lot of things, and it’s hard to tell where tragedy ends and comedy begins; just as it’s hard to tell where reality resides in this administration.
What was left of reality in the right breast coat pocket of former Obama chief of staff Bill Daley along with a few souvenir pens, one old tick tack, and three-year old receipt for copy paper from Staples, when he departed the administration.
But as the White House official press office, the Washington Post, points out, this wouldn’t be the first entertainment award for our president.
“President Obama won Grammy Awards for best spoken word album for 2008’s The Audacity of Hope and 2006’s Dreams from My Father.”
Let’s face it conservatives: The president’s gifted and we’re just jealous.
He’s been given more gifts than any man alive.
There was that mansion in Hyde Park, the U.S. Senate seat from Illinois—in fairness he might have paid for that-- his book Mein Kampf and the sequel, Mein Kampf: Rise of the Machines, the presidency, a Nobel Prize, two Grammy’s, the pending Emmy, plus that award he got for having the most transparent administration in the history of the now cooling planet.
All Bill Clinton got was that “Dad of the Year” award.
And they got YOU, the taxpayer who footed the bill for this tragedy playing in a comic mode, nothing. Zilch. Nada.
So if you think I’m kidding about Cooperstown calling Obama, well, I was.
But now I realize that liberals, those ultimate cronies, take me too literally.
For this I apologize.
Because this comedy is ending in tears. In fact, the tears have already begun.
Muslim Obama has loosed the Muslim GITMO FIVE, and like clockwork, ISIS and Hamas have obeyed their GITMO FIVE cell phone orders from Qatar, almost immediately!
Muslim Obama is helping Hamas and ISIS win by bleeding Israel and the USA dry.
Israel and the USA have lots of toys of War to play Obama’s favorite game of “Whack-a-Mole,” but Hamas and ISIS have many, many more people.
Where is the Obama failure in the Middle East?
Obama is a Muslim, and the Muslims in the Middle East are WINNING!
How can that be a failure for Muslim Obama?
Muslim Obama last year abandoned former Ally Iraq to the “Our Goal is 72” Muslims.
Certainly that act of betrayal to a former ally must count for something on the Muslim Street!
Muslim Obama promises to abandon present Ally Afghanistan just as soon as he raises enough money from Democrat Oligarchs to insure victory for the Candidates in Mormon Reid’s Personal Senate.
Speaker “Blank Check” Boehner keeps Obama in power by not Impeaching Obama.
Reid shuts down the Muslim Obama Government, (MOG), anytime that Boehner refuses to write Obama a Blank Check.
It is a perfect storm of Muslim Win-Win on “both sides” of The Pond!
Muslim Obama is happy enough to play hooky from his day job to raise Campaign money for Mormon Reid’s Senate Candidates.
Well, to be fair, Obama’s attempts to promote the Muslim Brotherhood did take a minor setback in Egypt, but ISIS has more than compensated for that temporary Muslim “speed bump.”
Hear ye, hear ye! ‘ Obama is in charge, and the Muslims are on the FORWARD RUN! ‘ ( To paraphrase a pre-Benghazi Democrat Campaign slogan from 2012).
Iranian-born Muslim Valerie Jarrett, is probably shopping right now for her fashion statement: yup, a Red White and Blue Burka!
When Obama promises that he will send in no US Forces, the “Our Goal is 72” Muslims ALWAYS believe Obama, because Obama is a Muslim, and the number 72 has something to do with bringing sexual harm to young, innocent girls.
When Muslim Obama speaks to his Muslims, the lights go out in Christendom, - - - all over the Middle East.
The Democrat’s Left Stream Media are speechless, in awe of the raw power of Obamanation.
The Muslims in the Middle East seek Sharia Law, and Obama seeks Michelle-Jarrett Law.
The way things are going so smoothly now, the Muslims on both sides of The Pond will achieve their goals very, very soon.
BTW; will Speaker “Blank Check” Boehner have to convert to being an official Muslim, or will he just have to pay a tax?
Probably the latter, as Boehner can just write another Blank Check - - - - .
While some Liberals are so far deluded (2 Thess 2) that they really do worship Obama and think he deserves an Emmy for this, most of them are behind the Emmy effort just to annoy the Right. That is what truly drives everything they do. That is the heart and soul of Liberalism - not following what someone else tell you what has been proven correct, but to rebel against that authority and do the opposite just out of spite. Ultimately it is driven by spiritually being against God under any circumstances.
BEWARE OF HOLLYWOOD USEFUL IDIOTS
Recall that Hillary did her college thesis on Alinsky writings even before “Rules for Radicals” was published and Obama writes about him in his books. In fact, Obama mastered Alinsky’s praxis and became a recruiter and trainer for new converts teaching the cadre leaders for Acorn and other radical organizations following Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals.”
Saul Alinsky died about 43 years ago, but his writings influenced those in political control of our nation today.......
Died: June 12, 1972, Carmel-by-the-Sea, CA
Education: University of Chicago
Spouse: Irene Alinsky
Books: Rules for Radicals, Reveille for Radicals
Anyone out there think that this stuff isn’t happening today in the U.S. ?
All eight rules are currently in play
How to create a social state by Saul Alinsky:
There are eight levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a social state. The first is the most important.
1) Healthcare – Control healthcare and you control the people.
2) Poverty – Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live.
3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.
4) Gun Control – Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state.
5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, Housing, and Income).
6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school.
7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the Government and schools.
8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.
Does any of this sound like what is happening to the United States ?
Alinsky merely simplified Vladimir Lenin’s original scheme for world conquest by communism, under Russian rule. Stalin described his converts as “Useful Idiots.”
The Useful Idiots have destroyed every nation in which they have seized power and control. It is presently happening at an alarming rate in the U.S.
“It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.”
Supreme Leader of what?
Who cares what the critters think in ego city they are never right.
Yup. The Common Denominator here is Satan and evil.
http://theisticsatanism.com/politics/Alinsky.html
The 1972 Vintage Books paperback edition of Rules for Radicals by Saul D. Alinksy has a page of quotes just before the table of contents. In the last of the three quotes, Alinsky himself said the following:
“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins — or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer.”
Excellent listing of Alinsky’s tactics and how they are being implemented to impose communism on America before our very eyes.
We, in 2008, recognized this clearly but the mind-numbed obots are so blinded by their hate of America and God, they simply deny reality.
Again, kudos for your superb post...and may God save America.
BTTT
He is indeed our first Bobble-Head American President
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