[Gaffer]

Some serious dain bramage there, folks. That’s why she didn’t see that shoe being thrown at her.

Wonder what else she couldn’t see if President. Maybe a button that says “Don’t push this if you don’t want a nuclear war?”

[MeshugeMikey]

She was more than Half Blind....going into this....and that doesnt take into account her undying love for Panther Whizz Ale....

[Beagle8U]

“Was that a bat? Was it a bat?”

Yeah, a rabid barking moonbat, that’s blind as a freaking bat.

[Boogieman]

Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.

Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?