Keith Crisco died suddenly on Monday [NC Congressional Candidate vs Clay Aiken]

News & Observer ^ | 5/12/2014 | Craig Jarvis

[SparkyBass]

He fell on multiple bullets, an axe and a hammer...
but it was the fall out of the 2nd storey window that finally killed him.

[dfwgator]

It wasn’t the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop.

[topher]

This was the razor thin margin of victory for Clay Aiken in the primary election on the Democratic side...

[BBB333]

From Mystery Men:

“How did your Father die?”

“He fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets”

[newfreep]

I expect ESPN to cover the celebration at Aiken’s house...

[Ditter]

“He ran into my knife......... he ran into my knife 10 times!”

Chicago (the movie)

[SamAdams76]

In other news, I hear that figure skater is going to run for president in 2016. You know the one, Johnny Weir, who is now media darling. He even helped broadcast the Kentucky Derby the other weekend and wore a most "stylish" hat.

You know what, he's probably going to win. And why not? People like him and will probably vote for him over the tired, washed-up has-been politicians we are likely to run otherwise.

If we are going to become a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah, might as well take what shortcuts we can and get this painful journey over with already. While we're at it, let's bring Edward Snowden back to the U.S. and make him Secretary of Defense.

[FreeAtlanta]

The homo nazi hit team strikes again?

[deport]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3155130/posts?

[Norm Lenhart]

And all the people that send their monthly tithe to the cable/dish companies will be here bitching when they do.

[deport]

“I am stunned and deeply saddened by Keith Crisco’s death,” Aiken said on Monday.
“He was a gentleman, a good and honorable man and an extraordinary public
servant. I was honored to know him.”

Aiken added, “I am suspending all campaign activities as we pray for his family
and friends.”

http://myfox8.com/2014/05/12/keith-crisco/

[BBB333]

From Analyze This:

“How did he die?”

“He was run over by a car.

“Twice.”

[alstewartfan]

Al Stewart has a song which features Rohm. Interesting, sad song.

[GeronL]

how convenient

[Albion Wilde]

Did the coronoer find any handprints on his back when he found him at the bottom of the stairs?

[Future Snake Eater]

Yeah, Aiken’s the kind of guy who would scream at a broken nail.

[kingattax]

Campaign Staff

[Biggirl]

Heart attack?

[Biggirl]

At least he spoke well of the dead.

[Biggirl]

Must have been a heart attack.