Posted on 05/01/2014 12:05:44 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Chitling ping.
I think the only one I’ve got correct is #8, only because of slang that went around in the 70’s.
What’s the connection with the AP ?
What a joke.
How many crackers do you have to break to win the Knockout Game?
a. 1 brick
b. 1 Box
c. One Caucasian
d. As many as you can before being tased
Hattie Mae Johnson is on the County. She has four children and her husband is now in jail for non-support, as he was unemployed and was not able to give her any money. Her welfare check is now $286 per month. Last night she went out with the highest player in town. If she got pregnant, then nine months from now how much more will her welfare check be?
(a) $80, (b) $2, (c) $35, (d) $150, (e) $100.
Wow. Considering that the kids are doing >so well in school<, apparently they have a lot of free time to give these kinds of tests. /sarc
Test was given in an AP psych class at Lenoir high school.
In other news, Lenior was listed as the 5th most miserable place to live in the US a while back.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-10-most-miserable-cities-in-america-2013-3?op=1
So what did they axed them?
So dey made up this test ta show dem whities dat dey don no nuffin.
Whoa. Hard to believe the teacher didn’t stop to think that someone would complain over this!
I knew 5, 8, 12 and 13. The other questions...no idea!
PS, I have eaten chitlins once in my life. ONCE.
AP as in Associated Press ?
I think I would fail this Chitling Test.
Do you boil or fry chitlings? I do not know.
But as for question #6, I think the answer is.. “slap dat ho”. Any time a pimp is up tight with a woman, then “slap dat ho” is the ONLY answer.
AP as in Advanced Placement.
“The school district said it was a classroom assignment, describing it as a mock test to give students exposure to cultural bias.
After the quiz was given, school officials said there was discussion about bias and misconceptions in different cultures and the use of slang.”
Question #1 from the “The Cracker Test”:
What does your father do after a hard day at work:
1) Take you to your baseball game
2) Mow the yard
3) Relax and drink a beer
4) All of the above
Most of them seem to be answered by “C”, T-Bone Walker was “D”.
I’ve had fried chitlings.
I think I’d puke if they were boiled.
As a former Marine, I do know that “2a.) splib” is not out of place on that list.
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