[Buckeye McFrog]

So you see, since this guy had no insurance, the judge orders him to become my friend's butler.

[unixfox]

Unless it has a “gay” theme they won’t be interested.

[Mich Patriot]

I might be able to help them out with this...STOP SHOE-HORNING GAYS INTO EVERY DAMN SITCOM. I won’t watch any of those, and I bet I’m not the only one.

[peteyd]

more zombies.
Zombies in Washington.
Zombie Biggest Winner(how many brains can you eat)
Zombie Reality
Zombie talk shows
Zombies Law and Order

[outofsalt]

The Witless Protection Program.

They could cast the reverend Al, Lois Lerner, Eric Holder as a love triangle in liberal DC.

[norwaypinesavage]

This gay guy walks into the White House.........

[dforest]

I have a good idea. How about a sitcom on how a major network has run out of imagination and ideas and needs a dumbed down country full of ignorant boobs to do what they are unable to do.

The network left has just about made fun of individuals to the point they may have to rely on the “old” ideas of comedy like Red Skelton or Carol Burnett or Lucille Ball!

Heaven forbid.

[skinkinthegrass]

show bugs bunny/elmer fud (40s..60s cartoons).. etc.. etc.
most of your present line up is mindless liberal drivel.

[lurk]

Perhaps the well is dry for original sitcom material after all these years. It may be time for all of America to quit watching TV altogether.

[fwdude]

Enough inane sit-coms. How about some heart-warming family oriented classics again, like The Waltons of the 70’s?

[MortMan]

Be funny?

[RatRipper]

How about something devoid of queers???

[Texas Eagle]

Okay. See how this strikes you.

The whitest white woman you've ever known decides she wants to run for Senator for an Northeastern U.S. state and it turns out she attended college on a program designed for Native Americans so she claims she is part Cherokee and uses as proof of this a photograph of a long dead relative who had high cheekbones and the people of the state she is running in believe her and next thing you know......

On second thought. Forget it. Nobody would ever believe something as ludicrous as that.

[albie]

Go all gay. Pretend there are no straight people anywhere. I haven’t tuned in anything, sports included, on major networks for 6 years+.

[Malone LaVeigh]

How about a show about nothing? Wait a minute, Seinfeld already did that.

[BenLurkin]

Lead character:
- female head of “family”
- Progressive to the point of quasi-religious fervro
- she is opinionated and comically stupid

Husband
-wimpy with beard
-submissive and stupid, but in a sweet way
-acts as foil for lead’s bombast

Son
- loves Lead but is a budding conservative
- constant clashing over current events
- tries to talk sense into lead (unsuccessfully)

Daughter in Law
- solidly advocates liberty
- constant argue head with Lead
- doesn’t have daughter’s patience

[JimRed]

Something, anything, with no queers, please!

[Texas Eagle]

Okay. There's this guy, see?, and he works into every sentence he utters that he served in Vietnam and it turns out that he recommended himself for several Purple Hearts even though the injuries were not suffered in actual combat but as the result of reckless activities on his part including putting hand grenades into barrels of rice but he can't get away from the barrel before the grenade goes off and he ends up with hundreds of rice kernels or whatever they are called embedded in his azz.

Anyway, fast forward a few years and now the guy is testifying before a Senate committee on the egregious actions of his fellow soldiers in Vietnam and then he goes on to become Secretary of State and.....

On second thought, never mind. Nobody would ever believe such a ludicrous story line.

[dfwgator]

[JoeProBono]

[MeshugeMikey]

the BARRY and Mooch show!!

this would center around the uglier arguments between Obie and his alleged wife...