OK, so there’s this overly paranoid, not-too-smart-but-very-arrogant, gay drug abuser with a hidden past......
Democrat Suicide of the Week with weekend group shows.
How about a compilation of guys getting hit/kicked/slammed in the testicles? You could call it “Ouch! My Balls!”
Considering the caliber of today’s brain-dead audience, it would be a smash.
(With acknowledgement to “Idiocracy,” which at first I thought was a documentary.)
Something non-gay would be a start.
Let see... A white rapper pretending to be black...
AND a mulatto pretending to be non white.....
AND an actual black guy walk into a bar..... THEN...
You know..... a Reality Show..
Here’s my suggestion: Stop filling your sitcoms with filthy jokes.
Remake of Amos & Andy show with Obama and Holder.
How about a reality show: contestants stalk Alec Baldwin, paparazzi-style, and compete to see how long it takes each one to provoke him into a profane tirade and/or physical assault. Points awarded for speed and for style.
Look at what you’ve been doing lately and do the opposite.
A muslim warlord with four wives runs a terrorist group. He’s got a 10 year old white suburban boy on the side he recruited from a Cub Scout Pack, and has real trouble putting killers in the field.
His bomb expert blows up 20 recruits demonstrating how to be a suicide bomber, for example. Hijinx ensue.
Then there was the episode wife number 2 finds a pair of Superman underalls from the 10 year old in his briefcase. The lead, Hussein Osama, tries to tell her its a souvenir from the 9/11 WTC attack, but they find an unopened pack of Pokémon X cards in his briefcase the next day.
Everybody knows 9/11 happened pre-Pokémon Heart’s Gold!
Then there’s the episode where the town of Groton, CT has all of the fireworks stolen for their 4th of July party. His cub scout lover convinces him to donate to the town so that they can put on the firework show. He’s moved by this, and he puts his trusted assistant to the task.
The assistant gets his wire’s crossed (no pun intended) and ends up blowing up the Electric Boat Submarine Manufacturing Works instead at sunset on the Fourth.
I tell ya it was hilarious watching the lead and his boy lover all ready to watch the fireworks when the explosion happens and showers the two of them in shrapnel, blood and body parts. That part seemed a little fake to me, since the explosion happened so far from the hill the two were on, and you know greedy EB wasn’t going to cave and have people working double time and a half on a federal holiday.
Muslim humor - totally new beachhead for the funny people at NBC to plant their fag, uh, I mean flag. I’m telling you - comedy gold.
LOL - a group of liberal producers and actors will chose? Good one.... No chance they'll 'pick the predictable' stuff that's funny to white liberal elites or to members of white liberal elite's victim groups... right?
Thanks for a total waste of time and effort NBC... We've already seen the show they're going to pick... a hundred times. And if they pick from the viewpoint of pretending to be middle class conservatives, the show will be insulting to us. If I was writing a show based on my stereotypes of white elites every episode would deal with the joys of having an abortion because from my point of view that's where I see liberal passion. I suspect the show might be insulting to liberals, but they never 'get' the reverse.
Here's my suggestion NBC - have your writers, producers and actors write for each other like they always have and let the so called entertainment industry at your network die. It would be a favor to all...
I have a great idea: How about a news network with a conservative and republican bias?
I know, I know... it’s not a believable premise. But still.
For seasons 5-8, the dufous cons up the biggest scheme job in history, by conning 3/4 the population that the world is getting warmer and then is doomed. Finally for his Coup de gras in season 8, he allows terrorist to get a media outlet into the country, while pocketing hundreds of millions. All in the comfort in his private jet.
The show would make Peter Seller's classic "Being There" seem like childs play.
They already have a DAILY sit-com. It is called ‘Today’.
Quit pushing a gay agenda, also.
How’s this: A city is taken over by 86% feral blacks. The 14% whites are queers who provide fodder for laughs and hilarity as “knockout game” participants and mugging victims. Add a laugh track after every assault and non-comprehensible ebonic utterance.
Call it DEEEEEE-troit!
Would be a huge, giant humongous hit!!!!
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's on his knees 7 times a day with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
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Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 3 more years.
Signed,
Abby
I'm laughin’ already! /sarq
“Real Housewives of the East Wing”