British woman marries her dog, confesses: ‘I’m totally her b---h’

New York Daily News ^ | 3-11-14 | Joel Landau

[who knows what evil?]

You just know that the owner of the bed and breakfast that refuses to rent the honeymoon suite to this particular couple is going to be in a heap of legal trouble.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

The dog looks thrilled...

The woman is a total nutcase...

nuff said...

[who knows what evil?]

Remember the German postal employee who married his cat a few years ago?

I missed that one.

[CatherineofAragon]

"Nah...let’s get a good look at how quickly the human race is cratering after we have turned our collective backs on Yehovah."

That's right. He has given the people over to their sins, and look at the wide-open results.

[Fai Mao]

“Remember the German postal employee who married his cat a few years ago?”

Lots of people will tell you they think their spouse is at least part mule.

[TigersEye]

Everyone thought I was joking when I said marriage to animals was next.

[Hot Tabasco]

This should be pulled before it is posted.

Why? since marriage had been redefined, anyone is entitled to marry who/whatever they want.

Why would you want to deny this lady her internet nuptial happiness?..../humor

[I want the USA back]

I’ve known some women who were real dogs, but this is going too far.

[sassy steel magnolia]

homosexuality...polygamy...pedophilia...bestiality

Modern Sodom and Gomorrah...

[ken in texas]

Maybe they’re trying to make an outhouse.

[awelliott]

You can tell just by looking at this woman that's she bat**it insane. It's frightening that she has 200 friends that choose to enable her mental illness.

This....

[Cyber Liberty]

Not only that, but she's submissive to the dog. The JRT is the "boss."

[bobby.223]

Gotta be. So any consummation is gonna have to involve a strap-on for one of ‘em. (Doggy style......?)

[Catmom]

At least Muslims believe in a superior being who expects his followers to obey him because the alternative is incurring his wrath.

[lee martell]

Dare I even ask? Was the ‘marriage’ consumated? If so, the necessary ‘protection’ may have consisted of one medium sized Muzzle made from Corinthian Leather and one Chastity Belt decorated with a mosaic Rhinestone and Zirconium studs, size; large.

[Menehune56]

Bit of a dog if you ask me.

[xrmusn]

Sharon Tendler, a Brit, married a dolphin, in Israel. Ahhh .. such a beautiful union! Six months later, her beloved “Cindy”, died
= = = = = = = = = = = = =
Anybody check the dolphin for fowl(sic) play?
How much do the Socialists give to the surviving spouse?
Any insurance in play?
Was the dolphin cremated or buried at sea to make it more difficult to run an autopsy?
Is ‘Charlie The Tuna’ a hit fish?
Does anyone know Charlie Tuna’s middle name? THE.

[BillyBoy]

>> Inter-species marriage is one thing, but lesbian inter-species marriage? <<

Doctor Who already did it (one of the reasons I've really started to enjoy the pre-2005 Doctor Who more):

If nothing else, Star Trek is one of the few big sci-fi franchises next to cave to the leftist agenda and have an "openly gay" character, and I love how it drives the lefties batty (especially since how they LOVE to compare gays to the "civil rights" movement when Star Trek was the FIRST TV series to have an inner-racial kiss... of course it never dawns on the lefties that the episode with that kiss had NOTHING to do inter-racial relationships for a reason, back then they were focused on story first instead of hitting people over the head with their soapbox)

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I found the wedding band.

[RichInOC]

[moans at that headline]