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1 posted on 03/11/2014 10:56:33 AM PDT by AuditTheFed
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Guns? What guns?


2 posted on 03/11/2014 11:00:01 AM PDT by tgusa (gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .......)
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3 posted on 03/11/2014 11:00:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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No.


4 posted on 03/11/2014 11:03:08 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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Best response:

“You know, my cousin used to work in the Security field, and he always said the most important asset is that NOBODY knows your defense.”

“So Doc, you’re in good company!”


5 posted on 03/11/2014 11:03:22 AM PDT by G Larry (There's the Beef!)
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“Shhhhh, I want it to be a surprise.”


6 posted on 03/11/2014 11:04:27 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Uh Oh! I have shot skeet with my doctor. She knows I have guns. Maybe she won’t tell on me if I don’t tell on her.

Every day the regime does something that makes me want to pull my hair out and scream!!


7 posted on 03/11/2014 11:04:45 AM PDT by cork (Gun control = hitting what you aim at)
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Why would you ever answer a question like that truthfully?


8 posted on 03/11/2014 11:06:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Barack Hussein Obama entertains a thought that he does not verbalize, is it still a lie?)
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The best asnwer is no, I don’t own any guns. Period. Anything else will most likely be noted as a “yes”.


9 posted on 03/11/2014 11:06:07 AM PDT by circlecity
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More Stasi.
Less doctoring.
10 posted on 03/11/2014 11:07:46 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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If it is going to be as tough as they say to get in to see a doctor, who are they going to be able to ask.


11 posted on 03/11/2014 11:08:02 AM PDT by cork (Gun control = hitting what you aim at)
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There are some vulnerable red state RAT senators who are going to be very uncomfortable voting to confirm this turd.....


12 posted on 03/11/2014 11:09:24 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Broi)
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We took our 4 month old to the doctor and we were asked by the doctor do we have guns in the house. I flat out told her it was none of her business.


13 posted on 03/11/2014 11:09:25 AM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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Welcome to Amerika


15 posted on 03/11/2014 11:11:00 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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Why won’t this sanctimonious fraud ask patients if they have any 5-gallon buckets or bathtubs in their homes. Both of those things are more hazardous to children than guns.


16 posted on 03/11/2014 11:11:29 AM PDT by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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Here’s the answer:

“I do not discuss my personal or family security matters with anyone other than family members. Now, unless you have a Law Enforcement Official’s Badge and a Warrant you should discontinue your line of questioning or I will sue you for violation of my 4th Amendment Rights.”


20 posted on 03/11/2014 11:18:12 AM PDT by Joe Marine 76 ("Honor is the gift a man gives to himself." ~ Rob Roy MacGregor)
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The government takeover of medical care will make it easier for the fascists to tell doctors what to do.

I do not answer intrusive questions about race, language, ethnicity, personal posessions or sex.


21 posted on 03/11/2014 11:19:48 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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I’d like to see a president and congress get together and eliminate agencies and jobs by the gross. But, giving those jobs away is part of their power. Whether it’s surgeon general or ambassador to China, they get handed out by politics. (Joe Kennedy, an ardent pro Nazi was ambassador to England. Churchill cabled FDR that if he wasn’t replaced Churchill would order him killed.)

The director of America’s border (a fifty-foot wide corridor running thousand’s of miles) has NEVER been in his office in DC. The job paid a couple hundred thousand 8 years ago. No telling what it pays now. Each president has given it to a supporter.


22 posted on 03/11/2014 11:21:17 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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“No Doc, but the guillotine at my front door is in the high position!”


26 posted on 03/11/2014 11:22:55 AM PDT by G Larry (There's the Beef!)
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Is there a gun in the house?

“A” gun, no.


27 posted on 03/11/2014 11:24:23 AM PDT by Duckdog (If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
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From the piece:

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29 posted on 03/11/2014 11:25:30 AM PDT by montag813
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