I just read that Murthy was born in the U.K. No wonder he is so rabidly against guns. Why can’t we have a U.S.-born Surgeon General?
Doc: “Do you have firearms?”
Me:”No. My arms are not on fire, but I have a hemorrhoid that is burning like an acetylene torch with the O2 on full.”
First of all I have no guns, and if I ever did, it’s none of their business.
Hmm...last time I was asked that question was by a nurse while being admitted to a hospital. It went, “Do you have any guns?” “Wha?” “I mean on you. We have a safe.” I love Idaho.
Do you tell your kids to lie “no guns in our home” or do you tell your kids to lie “sure, Daddy keeps his 12 gauge AK-47 fully-automatic pump action Glock assault rifles right next to the flame thrower and the thermonuclear weapons”?
You’re not under oath, so just answer NO. Leaving the question blank or saying none of your business will arouse more suspicion.
If you really want medical privacy, go to an independent doctor that does not use electronic medical records and pay in cash.
You’d be crazy to go to a psychologist or psychiatrist at a hospital owned or big medical clinic if you need those sorts of services. But, that of course begs the question.
Lie.
After all, that’s the standard liberal response.
I give thanks to libs...they’ve relieved me of any guilt about lying to my gubmit about anything.
Libs beware, however, following CW-II, the guillotine will not lie and its ire will be directed at you.
On my last office visit to my doctor before I left California asked me if I had any guns in my home, when I asked why that was any of his business he told me he was just preparing for Obamacare requirements. He also told me that our visit should not exceed 15 minutes when Obamacare is implemented or they have to bill differently. This was last summer.
Doctor: So, WayneS, do you have any guns in your house?
WayneS: Let’s just say I have plenty of nunya.
Doctor: Nunya?
WayneS: Yeah, Nunya Fu@%ing business! And you’re no longer my doctor; and I’m NOT paying for this visit. Goodbye.
I’m sorry Doc, you are not authorized to receive
that information, and I am not authorized to release
it to you...
If you continue with this line of questioning,
a 2nd Amendment representative may call on you
to examine your credentials and your motive.
Have a nice day.
Wonder if he’ll warn his patients about that highly dangerous and destructive practice of males having sex with males?
Impeach Hussein Soetoro-Obama in 2014, PERIOD.
Just lie. The government lies to us so frequently that I am numbed and have no remorse returning the favour.
Or look at it another way: we are being drawn into a war of sorts with an increasingly tyrannical socialist government, a cold war — so far. They are laying their plans against us, probing our capabilities, degrading us, and we had best recognize that and prepare ourselves for what may come. Deception has always been a morally accepted component of war, both sides do it. Keep them guessing.
This doctor will soon have a job in Obamacare I assume since he worked at the college where Obama taught Communism.
Prominent U of C doctor suspended after public indecency arrest
Jeffrey I. Frank, 53
Jeffrey I. Frank, 53, of the first block of Kings Cross Drive in Lincolnshire was charged with public indecency. (Deerfield Police Department / May 19, 2014)
By Dan Hinkel Tribune reporter
7:05 a.m. CDT, May 21, 2014
Following the latest in a string of arrests on public indecency charges, a prominent University of Chicago neurologist has been suspended from caring for patients at the university’s medical center and temporarily barred from practicing medicine in Illinois.
Dr. Jeffrey Frank, 53, of Lincolnshire, turned himself in to Deerfield police Friday to face charges that he masturbated in the nude in the window of a hotel room in view of two children earlier this month. He’s been charged with public indecency around the North Suburbs three times since 2002, according to court records, and he pleaded guilty in 2007 after being accused of masturbating while naked in front of teenage girls at a Wilmette park.
Frank was immediately suspended from caring for patients after university officials learned “very recently” of the new case, said Lorna Wong, a University of Chicago Medicine spokeswoman. She declined to discuss potential further action against Frank. After his arrest, university web pages that detailed the doctor’s career became unavailable.
On Monday, after Frank was charged with misdemeanor public indecency and disorderly conduct, state authorities temporarily suspended his medical license and filed papers seeking sanctions, including possible revocation of his license.
Neither Frank nor his attorney could be reached for comment.