Posted on 02/28/2014 8:26:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do thats host. Get ready to what you were born to do thats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It’s so funny 0bama’s Brother’s Keeper program doesn’t include is own brother that lives in a hut!
Will Ed Henry have the cojones to ask that question?
Poor George Obama.
One of my fiends belongs to a church that is doing missionary work in Kenya.
He said George was in an auto repair course that they were giving but he is a doper.
I wonder how he can afford to be a doper?
Speaking of Trayvon Martin in the news, Rush needs to always bring up he hung around for
4 minutes instead of going home to attack Zimmerman because he thought he was gay.
No one, except for Chris Plante, in the media ever points that out.
Going to Crimson American Grill for lunch.
I’m ready! Bring it.
HiYa.
Pot is probably cheap in Kenya.
That’ll leave a mark.
Just like his famous brother, I guess.
;)
That is what I am told.
ha ha ha
that’s funny, right there...
It was...a bit cool, but nice...
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