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Rush Limbaugh Show, Mon-Fri, 12noon-3pm EST, WOR-AM, Friday, February 28th, 2014.
The EIB Network ^ | 2/28/2014 | Rush Li-mbaugh

Posted on 02/28/2014 8:26:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do — that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: politics; rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: mylife

It’s so funny 0bama’s Brother’s Keeper program doesn’t include is own brother that lives in a hut!

Will Ed Henry have the cojones to ask that question?


101 posted on 02/28/2014 11:40:31 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Poor George Obama.
One of my fiends belongs to a church that is doing missionary work in Kenya.
He said George was in an auto repair course that they were giving but he is a doper.


102 posted on 02/28/2014 11:46:19 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: mylife

I wonder how he can afford to be a doper?

Speaking of Trayvon Martin in the news, Rush needs to always bring up he hung around for
4 minutes instead of going home to attack Zimmerman because he thought he was gay.
No one, except for Chris Plante, in the media ever points that out.


103 posted on 02/28/2014 11:54:08 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: StoneWall Brigade
Congrats to StoneWall Brigade for winning the Rush Limbaugh Show Thread "Golden EIB Mic" Award for Friday, February 28th, 2014...

Going to Crimson American Grill for lunch.

104 posted on 02/28/2014 11:55:18 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I’m ready! Bring it.


105 posted on 02/28/2014 11:55:49 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: ColdOne

HiYa.


106 posted on 02/28/2014 11:56:13 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Pot is probably cheap in Kenya.


107 posted on 02/28/2014 11:58:22 AM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

That’ll leave a mark.


108 posted on 02/28/2014 11:58:24 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: mylife

Just like his famous brother, I guess.


109 posted on 02/28/2014 12:02:32 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: carriage_hill

;)


110 posted on 02/28/2014 12:08:21 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

That is what I am told.


111 posted on 02/28/2014 12:23:20 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: StoneWall Brigade

ha ha ha

that’s funny, right there...


112 posted on 02/28/2014 3:16:17 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: StoneWall Brigade

It was...a bit cool, but nice...


113 posted on 02/28/2014 6:06:14 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014: The Year of DEAD RINOS)
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bookmark


114 posted on 03/03/2014 8:32:04 AM PST by Matchett-PI (It's a single step from relativism to barbarism, low information to Democrat, ignorance to tenure)
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