Posted on 02/28/2014 8:26:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do — that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think so too.
I just have a FM/AM Radio as long as I get Rush Mark and K-Love I am one happy camper.
Final hour.
AM/FM blah
Alex Jones is little too loopy for me.
LOL! Me to, but I sometimes listen.
I give him credit for standing up to Brit on CNN.
He is not always wrong.
He is just wayyy.... out there... LOL
Yup LOL
Where is everyone?
No telling.
I think a lot of folks only get to check in at lunchtime.
Who is this POS reporter calling conservatives bigots?
Someone needs to punch him out!
I agree and then some too.
We’re no allowed to play knockout.
When I first came to Freerepublic this thread was one of the hottest ones.
It has been pretty slow as long as I have been here.
‘Splians a lot.
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