[Daffynition]

Betcha a donut...this is what Drudge was alluding to in his *Have-a-plan-warning.*

[Riley]

Okay, how much is this menace going to cost me?

[JRandomFreeper]

Time to fire up my honking big degausser to protect me from cosmic rays.

/johnny

[cripplecreek]

If the magnetosphere is collapsing there isn’t squat we can do about it.

Its not a total loss because we can still spend billions pimping the smart grid.

[Daffynition]

Here's your answer to your Drudge thread. ;)

[Hot Tabasco]

scientists claim, could be a sign that the Earth’s poles are about to flip.

Will that also reverse the swirl in my toilet bowl? And should I be worried if it does?

[pacobell]

Damn that Ken Starr/George Bush/Trilateral Commission, etc.

[EBH]

There’s a plan to rid the earth of over population and man has nothing to do with it...ever.

Alarming NOAA data, Rapid Pole Shift
http://modernsurvivalblog.com/pole-shift-2/alarming-noaa-data-rapid-pole-shift/

After transferring 420 years of north pole position data from the NOAA Geo Data Center, configuring it to fit in an Excel spreadsheet, adding a complicated formula to determine exact distance between 2 sets of latitude-longitude coordinates, applying the formula to each data point in the series, and then finally plotting it all in a visual graph, it is alarming to discover the amount of magnetic pole shift – just over the past 10 to 20 years.

[cripplecreek]

I demand the sum of ONE BILLION DOLLARS

[Mad Dawgg]

they say animals can sense these things and that has me very worried...

My dog has entered his cunningly contrived pillow fortress and refuses to come out...

Upon further investigation I see that 5 cases of corned beef hash are missing from the shelves as well as a case of Jim Beam.

When I question him about it he says he don't no nothin' bout nothin'...

I am very suspicious at this point...

[P.O.E.]

So all my debits will be come credits and vice versa?

I’ll be rich!

[Ole Okie]

Heck, I’m 87 years old.

The sky has been falling somewhere, somehow for all those 87 years.

I just don’t get that much worried anymore.

[piroque]

"AL's" global warming collapsed , so he has to start a new scam?

[McGruff]

[jim_trent]

Looks like I am going to have to buy a new compass.

[moovova]

I was gonna order one of those army-issue compasses this weekend for an upcoming navigation class.

Should I wait for an updated model?

[KGeorge]

Have an exit plan? Exit...where?

This has happened before & as far as scientists know, not related to any extinction events. It would be great to see auroras. I’m not sure it wouldn’t get a little creepy after the novelty wore off.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

The biggest concern of libtards is how they can use this to destroy capitalism, republicans and the American way of life.

[JimRed]

But this magnetic field, so important to life on Earth, has weakened by 15 per cent over the last 200 years. And this, scientists claim, could be a sign that the Earth’s poles are about to flip.

"So, you need to give us more money in the form of grants to study the "problem", or we're all gonna DIE!"

[COBOL2Java]

But most importantly, what does Deb Feyerick think about all this?

[catnipman]

“Earth’s magnetic field is collapsing”

I hate when that happens. And I’m certain it’s because too many iron-based products are in use by the unfairly rich, greedy and imperialistic countries, and Mother Earth is fighting back.

We need a new, multi-trillion dollar UN plan to transfer wealth from the major iron-using countries to the undeveloped countries to compensate them for our wanton destruction of the magnetosphere and the massive pain the magnetic field will these poor, innocent peoples cause when it collapses on top of them, squashing them like lil bitty bugs being squashed under a stomping redneck’s engineer boots.