[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Laval Woods of Harlem

Man, they got to do something about these asian attackers.

[max americana]

When is this animal going to hit the white cop?

[Argus]

Just kicking off the MLK Day celebrations a bit early.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

My father is the same exact age as the victim and even looks like him. If that was my pop, Laval would be better advised to remain in prison for as long as he possibly could if he valued his health.

[skinkinthegrass]

"laval woods"(another) socal insect, you just can't make this up.

[Responsibility2nd]

I’m shocked. Shocked!

That the press would actually identify a black man from Harlem.

Haven’t they got the memo that is is forbidden to ID anyone from a protected class?

They must be racist.

[TexasCajun]

...if Obama had a son.

[Dick Bachert]

Put these little bastards to work sweeping streets, collecting trash and picking up dog squeeze until they generate the dough to pay their victim’s medical costs at a reasonable pay rate.
Oh wait. That’s FAR TOO LOGICAL for the socialists in NYC.

[Beagle8U]

Larval Woods... sounds like a branch of Owebama’s family tree.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well at least the victim didn't shoot and kill his attacker because ...

...and then we would see this all over again...

[albie]

Where’s his straw hat? Pitchfork? Buggy with triangular fluorescent sign on back?

[driftdiver]

Why don’t these mischief makers ever attack African Americans?

[Dagnabitt]

MSNBC version:

A sheet-wearing KKK member is restrained after he attacked a young black pedestrian in downtown Manhattan this morning. The Klansman sustained minor injuries during the confrontation. No word yet on the condition of his victim.

[oh8eleven]

arrested for punching a man in the nose at about 2 p.m. in Lower Manhattan .... Laval Woods of Harlem
Harlem is uptown, so WTF was Lavaaaal doing downtown, looking for a job?

[PoloSec]

Felony Assault should be attempted premeditated murder.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Give the victim an axe handle and 3 free swings at the perp. the first swing is to even the score and the other two swings are the “senior discount” afforded to anyone over age 65.

[grasshopper2]

But, but, but ... I thought the knock-out game was an urban myth. The New York Times and Slate said so.

[LibLieSlayer]

HATE CRIME!

[trebb]

Only a matter of time before the nation is overrun with Bernhard Goetz clones...

[Mastador1]

Let me guess, Black on White so not a hate crime, I bet they don’t even tag him for elder abuse.