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Dive for cover, in a $36,000 family bomb shelter
The Standard-Examiner ^
| January 11, 2014
| Mark Saal
Posted on 01/11/2014 4:48:20 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I showed this to my wife and all she said was, “See! Even bomb shelters have granite countertops. Why can’t we have granite countertops?”
Nuclear bombs going off, and she wants to have show off countertops.
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posted on
01/11/2014 4:56:22 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Build a basic house over that puppy and you’d have a two story home.
All you’d need is land, your own well and some way of gre3nating your own electricity — and take it easy.
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posted on
01/11/2014 4:56:54 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Dark Wing
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posted on
01/11/2014 4:57:33 PM PST
by
Thud
(Tthis is federal criminal extortion under 18 USC 1951, and Racketeering under 18 USC 1961. All of Co)
To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
01/11/2014 4:59:47 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
01/11/2014 4:59:59 PM PST
by
Bobalu
(The true secret to genius is in creativity, not in technical mechanics)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:00:28 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I want one with WiFi so I can keep on freeping! B^)
To: blueunicorn6
I’ve been married so long...I don’t even look both ways before crossing the street.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months...we’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt.
“I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would have me” Why she she stay married to me for 32 years? Women!
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:04:27 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: smoothsailing
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01/11/2014 5:06:58 PM PST
by
onyx
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I did. She says that will help keep the food warm like a microwave countertop or something. She’s tricky like that.
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:08:22 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Will it keep out demons and angels?
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:10:42 PM PST
by
lurk
To: lurk
Only the $80,000+ version...
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:12:53 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“They grab him by the neck, throw him down an elevator and put him in a bunker”
Sounds like my Freshman year in the dorm.
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01/11/2014 5:21:13 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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01/11/2014 5:25:35 PM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“We’ve got provisions, and lots of beer.”
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:26:33 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: 2ndDivisionVet
You know, every can has its opener.
Congratulations! Everybody in your neighborhood saw your survival shelter being installed! And more than a few talked about it on FaceBook. When TSHTF, good luck trying to keep them out!
To: appalachian_dweller; OldPossum; DuncanWaring; VirginiaMom; CodeToad; goosie; kalee; ...
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:27:58 PM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: tanknetter
The Twilight Zone episode “The Shelter” deals with that very subject, believe it or not.
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:41:25 PM PST
by
DemforBush
(Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream?)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
The 4 of us in that?
I’ll help um out. Just shoot me in the head on your way in and leave me outside.
I love my family no doubt. but 4 of us in a culvert tube? Pass.
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:43:07 PM PST
by
cableguymn
(It's time for a second political party.)
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