I’ve been married so long...I don’t even look both ways before crossing the street.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months...we’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt.
“I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would have me” Why she she stay married to me for 32 years? Women!
i see you married mrs right. i bet you didn’t know her first name was “always”.