[blueunicorn6]

I showed this to my wife and all she said was, “See! Even bomb shelters have granite countertops. Why can’t we have granite countertops?”
Nuclear bombs going off, and she wants to have show off countertops.

[BenLurkin]

Build a basic house over that puppy and you’d have a two story home.

All you’d need is land, your own well and some way of gre3nating your own electricity — and take it easy.

[Thud]

ping

[Bobalu]

[smoothsailing]

I want one with WiFi so I can keep on freeping! B^)

[lurk]

Will it keep out demons and angels?

[blueunicorn6]

“They grab him by the neck, throw him down an elevator and put him in a bunker”
Sounds like my Freshman year in the dorm.

[Kartographer]

[dfwgator]

“We’ve got provisions, and lots of beer.”

[tanknetter]

You know, every can has its opener.

Congratulations! Everybody in your neighborhood saw your survival shelter being installed! And more than a few talked about it on FaceBook. When TSHTF, good luck trying to keep them out!

[cableguymn]

The 4 of us in that?

I’ll help um out. Just shoot me in the head on your way in and leave me outside.

I love my family no doubt. but 4 of us in a culvert tube? Pass.

[garjog]

Guess the chance of nuclear war is worse now than the 1950s when fallout shelters were all the rage.

Guess Obama is spurring one industry as least.

[moovova]

"We don't need no stinkin' key."

[golux]

Well at least there’s plenty of natural light.

But seriously folks, the best place to be is on the water, with washed decks. Barring that, in MIDDLE floors of buildings.

Radioactivity is HEAVY. It sits on roofs and sinks into the ground.

You’re better off on the 3rd floor of a tenement than 6’ under!

(Not that I’m a scientist, but... OK I’m a scientist.)

[njslim]

World War II Anderson Shelters

http://www.andersonshelters.org.uk/

[meadsjn]

More than just an "insurance policy", one of these could easily serve as additional cold storage space, rec room, man cave, study room, and/or other daily usable space.

[kanawa]

Wingding bump

[JouleZ]

No way am I living in anything that’s 20 feet underground. I don’t even want to be 6 feet under so I’m being cremated.

[JoeProBono]

[ASouthernGrl]

I’d love to have a storm shelter but that’s a little expensive for me. And for only a few hours once or twice a year, nah. lol