I showed this to my wife and all she said was, “See! Even bomb shelters have granite countertops. Why can’t we have granite countertops?”
Nuclear bombs going off, and she wants to have show off countertops.
Tell her granite countertops give off radiation.
What’s Lurking in Your Countertop?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
I’ve been married so long...I don’t even look both ways before crossing the street.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months...we’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt.
“I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would have me” Why she she stay married to me for 32 years? Women!
she just wants the bomb shelter to look gneiss when the neighbors come over.