Posted on 12/19/2013 6:30:25 PM PST by robowombat
Okay, so... hey, I’m nothing if not open minded; does that mean I can marry into a menage a trois with male and female goats?
We want to be legally correct about this.
And what about if the neighbor’s dog gets jealous; can we include her, too?
(Just between the two of us, I have a friend at the zoo who’s on VERY good terms with a hot, young zebra - wink, wink - any interest?)
2 goats and a dog?
Oh, gee, you’re not one of those anti-mammal discriminators, are you?
Hey, one of my neighbors is married to a swordfish, and that’s working out very, very well despite the obvious difficulties.
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