Okay, so... hey, I’m nothing if not open minded; does that mean I can marry into a menage a trois with male and female goats?
We want to be legally correct about this.
And what about if the neighbor’s dog gets jealous; can we include her, too?
(Just between the two of us, I have a friend at the zoo who’s on VERY good terms with a hot, young zebra - wink, wink - any interest?)
2 goats and a dog?