[Milton Miteybad]

Martin Bashir: "After making an on-air apology, I asked for permission to take some additional time out around the Thanksgiving holiday.

"Upon further reflection, and after meeting with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation. It is my sincere hope that all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be allowed to focus on the issues that matter without the distraction of myself or my ill-judged comments.

"I deeply regret what was said, will endeavor to work hard at making constructive contributions in the future and will always have a deep appreciation for our viewers – who are the smartest, most compassionate and discerning of all television audiences. I would also wish to express deepest gratitude to my immediate colleagues, and our contributors, all of whom have given so much of themselves to our broadcast."

Translation: Being an abusive, sniveling political hack isn't particularly welcome even at MSNBC, and so I was summarily cashiered with the order to offer this ersatz statement of contrition on my way out. Which way to Algore's network, Current TV?

[MestaMachine]

He might end up with his pal oprah. His ‘commentary’ would fit right in with hers. Seeing as how we pale peeps made oprah the wealthiest black woman on the planet, she could probably pay to have every one of us snuffed thereby ending odamnit’s problems forever.

[GeronL]

“Special” network.... shortbus TV

[WayneS]

...but no actual apology to Sarah Palin...