[proudpapa]

Mission Accomplished

LOL.

[Drango]

The question now is whether the system can handle the high volume of user traffic expected in December.

Sure. That's the problem.

[Gaffer]

As predicted. Success even before the actual ‘numbers’ come in again. We can expect ‘glowing’ reports by all concerned (government, media and sycophants) except from the ‘users’.

[savedbygrace]

Obamacare Team:

“Winning!”

[paudio]

Who signed up on Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

I shall sleep better tonight knowing its fixed...do i really need a sarcasm tag here? LOL
Freegards
LEX

[Tijeras_Slim]

” For example, the Ministry of Plenty’s forecast had estimated the output of boots for the quarter at one-hundred-and-forty-five million pairs. The actual output was given as sixty-two millions. Winston, however, in rewriting the forecast, marked the figure down to fifty-seven millions, so as to allow for the usual claim that the quota had been overfulfilled. In any case, sixty-two millions was no nearer the truth than fifty-seven millions, or than one-hundred-and-forty-five millions. Very likely no boots had been produced at all. Likelier still, nobody knew how many had been produced, much less cared. All one knew was that every quarter astronomical numbers of boots were produced on paper, while perhaps half the population of Oceania went barefoot.”

1984

[Proud2BeRight]

“most people” is defined as one person greater than 50%?

[jetson]

BooBoo is stoked!

[chris37]

Well, us government, I don’t believe anything you say about anything at all.

And I’m never going to visit your website or anything else associated with you no matter what you say or do.

[onedoug]

Thanks to our brave “conservatives” in the House. What a load of crap.

[Farnsworth]

well of course.....

So how much did it cost us for you to hire decent coders tp fix your low bid site???

[dblshot]

Today the Ministry of Truth announced that "we have met our goal".
Of course the definition of "goal" is, shall we say" flexible.
It is like a football team defining meeting it's goal as walking on to the field then predicating what the score will be. One may get on the website but there is no score until people buy and pay for insurance. Never the less, let's count the number of Lookie Lous on the web site as points on the board.

[Right Wing Assault]

But I thought it was ready on October 1st.

[Awgie]

LIAR!

[duckman]

Same phoney crap as the unemployment numbers.

[Lazamataz]

Declare victory, no matter the defeat. LOL

[lurk]

Translation: we successfully duct taped the front bumper back onto the AMC Gremlin.

[riri]

Soviet. Union.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Another great and “historical” Obama “victory” that people will be telling their grandchildren about for centuries. It’s Miller Time LOL! Clowns. I was brought up to DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!