I've always wondered - how does someone prove that they're gay. The miracles of modern medicine. Or Gaydar.
Full title - Gulf states to introduce medical testing on travellers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering the country
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To: Libloather
Show the males a picture of the clown and see if they go all Reggie Love.
2 posted on
10/07/2013 3:53:32 PM PDT by
Gabrial
(The nightmare will continue as long as the nightmare is in the Whitehouse.)
To: Libloather
3 posted on
10/07/2013 3:54:01 PM PDT by
Theoria
To: Libloather
And I thought the article was referring to Ala., Miss., La.
4 posted on
10/07/2013 3:54:52 PM PDT by
Corey Ohlis
(Visualize Swirled Peas)
To: Libloather
Easily. Hook up suspect fags to a BP & ECG machine then parade naked men & boys in front of them to see if there is a reaction.
6 posted on
10/07/2013 3:59:58 PM PDT by
AKinAK
(Keep your powder dry pilgrim.)
To: Libloather
place a TV on either side of the security line...show soccer match on one side, latest episode of Glee on the other side...
To: Libloather
I think they have prospects sing “Clang Clang Clang Goes the Trolley.
If that result is misleading, then a rendition of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” should provide definite results one way or another.
8 posted on
10/07/2013 4:03:21 PM PDT by
abigkahuna
(I have achieved the goal of semi-literacy through public schooling.)
To: Libloather
I wonder how this will work in Oman, considering the rumored status of at least one highly placed individual already in the country.
Hmm....
9 posted on
10/07/2013 4:09:45 PM PDT by
John Valentine
(Deep in the Heart of Texas)
To: Libloather
Simple field test: if the testee has a nasty STD, it’s about 85 per cent certain it’s a “gay”.
10 posted on
10/07/2013 4:10:21 PM PDT by
Chainmail
(A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
To: Libloather
11 posted on
10/07/2013 4:16:00 PM PDT by
JediJones
(The #1 Must-see Filibuster of the Year: TEXAS TED AND THE CONSERVATIVE CRUZ-ADE)
To: Libloather
Obama can no longer set foot in the Middle East?
12 posted on
10/07/2013 4:20:10 PM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
To: Libloather
The Vegas bookies should start accepting bets in the upcoming battle between gays and Islam.
16 posted on
10/07/2013 4:51:52 PM PDT by
Vision Thing
(obama wants his suicidal worshipers to become suicidal bombers.)
To: Libloather
Was always said in the Air Force that the way to tell if a guy is gay is to kiss him. If he gets “aroused” then he’s gay. Never cared to try it.
17 posted on
10/07/2013 4:56:45 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Libloather
I believe some doctors and psychologists affiliated with BYU Utah tried to do this in the 1960s or 70s. They used the strength of erection, etc., on students. Those who deemed homosexual would be sent for treatment.
20 posted on
10/07/2013 5:04:46 PM PDT by
paudio
(Liberals teach Whites about guilt and shame much better than Christian churches do...)
To: Libloather
Won’t they need to ‘detect’ gay people in their domestic population in order to expel them? Lotta work ahead.
To: Libloather
Have a male camel at the gate.
To: Libloather
Ha! The RCMP already beat them to it.
"Fruit machine" is a jocular term for a device developed in Canada that was supposed to be able to identify homosexual people, or "fruits". The subjects were made to view pornography, and the device measured the diameter of the pupils of the eyes (pupillary response test), perspiration, and pulse for a supposed erotic response.
The fruit machine was employed in Canada in the 1950s and 1960s during a campaign to eliminate all homosexuals from the civil service, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), and the military. A substantial number of workers did lose their jobs. Although funding for the "fruit machine" project was cut off in the late 1960s, the investigations continued, and the RCMP collected files on over 9,000 suspected homosexuals.
The chair was like one from a dentist's office. It had a pulley with a camera going towards the pupils. There was a black box in front of it that showed pictures. The pictures ranged from the mundane to sexually explicit photos of men and women. It had previously been determined that the pupils would dilate in relation to the amount of interest in the picture. This was called the pupillary response test.
People were told the machine was to rate stress. After knowledge of its real purpose became widespread, few people volunteered for it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_%28homosexuality_test%29
To: Libloather
That culture only considers the “catcher” as gay so it will probably involve some sort of anal exam.
To: Libloather
Worst job in the world... airport rectal prolapse checker.
To: Libloather
Ask them what "mauve" is.
If they say, "Huh?" They are straight.
If they say "oh I love that color!" They are gay.
27 posted on
10/07/2013 8:28:13 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Libloather
They could check and see if any of the travelers’ body orifices are somewhat enlarged. Or, the authorities could have them look at an eye chart that would show a male organ. If there’s a reaction they’re probably homosexual or perhaps cockeyed.
Show the suspected lesbians a female chart. A big tipoff would be a large wristwatch or a very butch hairdo.
29 posted on
10/08/2013 6:47:16 AM PDT by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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