I live in Kahunaville, a semi-mystical place where a man can step out the front door and not see neighbors, just your own land.

Served in the army when we still had catapults. My job was to skin the dead mules for supper.

There really isn't much else to say except mrs. big kahuna and I and temple dog enjoy our life together.

Update April 2005: Temple Dog passed away after 19 years. Bladder cancer. Happened at the Pima County Fair in Tucson. Very sad time for mrsbigkahuna.