Gulf states to introduce medical testing on travellers to 'detect' gay people, stop them from...

Daily Mail ^ | 10/07/13 | Ted Thornhill

[Libloather]

A medical test being developed by Kuwait will be used to 'detect' homosexuals and prevent them from entering the country – or any of the Gulf Cooperation Countries (GCC), according to a Kuwaiti government official.

GCC member countries – Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates – already deem homosexual acts unlawful.

This controversial stance is being toughened, with members of the LGBT community stopped at the border and banned from entering the country, according to Yousouf Mindkar, the director of public health at the Kuwaiti health ministry.

[Libloather]

I've always wondered - how does someone prove that they're gay. The miracles of modern medicine. Or Gaydar.

Full title - Gulf states to introduce medical testing on travellers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering the country

[Gabrial]

Show the males a picture of the clown and see if they go all Reggie Love.

[Theoria]

Joke? Satire?

[Corey Ohlis]

And I thought the article was referring to Ala., Miss., La.

[Libloather]

Daily Mail.

[AKinAK]

Easily. Hook up suspect fags to a BP & ECG machine then parade naked men & boys in front of them to see if there is a reaction.

[ghost of nixon]

place a TV on either side of the security line...show soccer match on one side, latest episode of Glee on the other side...

[abigkahuna]

I think they have prospects sing “Clang Clang Clang Goes the Trolley.

If that result is misleading, then a rendition of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” should provide definite results one way or another.

[John Valentine]

I wonder how this will work in Oman, considering the rumored status of at least one highly placed individual already in the country.

Hmm....

[Chainmail]

Simple field test: if the testee has a nasty STD, it’s about 85 per cent certain it’s a “gay”.

[JediJones]

[Hardraade]

Obama can no longer set foot in the Middle East?

[gitmo]

And Florida.

[Gen.Blather]

“Easily. Hook up suspect fags to a BP & ECG machine then parade naked men & boys in front of them to see if there is a reaction.”

Don’t be silly. They simply show them a color wheel. It’s well known that straights only know red, green, blue and yellow. If they identify chartreuse or mauve they’re denied entry.

[fr_freak]

Naw, the procedure is simple: the tester just shouts into the subject’s a-hole. If there is an echo, he’s gay.

[Vision Thing]

The Vegas bookies should start accepting bets in the upcoming battle between gays and Islam.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Was always said in the Air Force that the way to tell if a guy is gay is to kiss him. If he gets “aroused” then he’s gay. Never cared to try it.

[PapaBear3625]

Simple field test: if the testee has a nasty STD, it’s about 85 per cent certain it’s a “gay”.

Even simpler: I would imagine one can tell if an anus has been used for anal sex on a frequent basis.

[usconservative]

And I thought the article was referring to Ala., Miss., La.

**SNORT!!** So did I, ROFL!!!

[paudio]

I believe some doctors and psychologists affiliated with BYU Utah tried to do this in the 1960s or 70s. They used the strength of erection, etc., on students. Those who deemed homosexual would be sent for treatment.