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1 posted on 09/21/2013 2:42:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Kerry still should be sold for meat in France.


2 posted on 09/21/2013 2:45:36 PM PDT by Paladin2 (h)
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Old war wound acting up, tha's all!


3 posted on 09/21/2013 2:46:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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He’s still as ugly as a mud fence.


4 posted on 09/21/2013 2:47:03 PM PDT by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you donÂ’t need to be mystified about a motive.)
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For months he’s been looking like a mortician does work on him every morning...and then there’s that tongue-darting thing he’s got goin’ on.


5 posted on 09/21/2013 2:47:19 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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Whatever it is, I hope it's painful and uncomfortable.

Same for Hanoi Jane Fonda

7 posted on 09/21/2013 2:48:56 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Palin was right (again)!)
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When he did his last surgery they forgot to put the stitches on his forehead and the bolts on his neck.


9 posted on 09/21/2013 2:50:52 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (What you get when you refuse to vet)
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10 posted on 09/21/2013 2:54:53 PM PDT by LucyT
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You decide:


11 posted on 09/21/2013 2:56:49 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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I could have conveyed the above blabbering, too-cute-by-half story in one sentence....

Ketchup Kerry had work done on his face (who cares what kind and where) and now he looks like one of those hold-up guys with a nylon stocking pulled tightly over his head and face.

Leni

14 posted on 09/21/2013 2:58:57 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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What about Tamara Holder? When i she gonna come clean? Wow, there’s a loaded question...


23 posted on 09/21/2013 3:02:59 PM PDT by Dysart (If you like your country, you can keep it.)
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IBT “Why the long face?”


26 posted on 09/21/2013 3:07:39 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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Plastic surgery once changed a cute little black boy into an ugly white woman. But looks like plastic surgery turned John F’n Kerry from a horse’s face to a horse’s ass.


28 posted on 09/21/2013 3:11:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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I thought he morphed into a Clay-Mation character. Kinda like "Mr. Bill".

31 posted on 09/21/2013 3:13:52 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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32 posted on 09/21/2013 3:15:05 PM PDT by McGruff (No wars for Arab pipelines!)
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Right after he ran for, and lost president, I was driving through Stanley, ID about 60 miles north of one of his wife’s houses. At a little turnout by the river I saw a black Suburban pulling a small black cargo trailer. Big deal. When I got closer I saw two burly men pushing a black no doubt European motorcycle into the trailer, and there were two more men, one burly and one thin. The burly one was holding a black helmet while the thin one in black leathers was brushing his mane of gray hair. John Kerry in the plastic flesh. I honked and laughed. He goes for a ride with security following so he doesn’t have to ride home if him bottom get sore.


34 posted on 09/21/2013 3:20:08 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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John Kerry is not amused. He just can't show it yet.


35 posted on 09/21/2013 3:23:09 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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Personally, I think Lurch looks most intelligent when he dons his gas mask.

42 posted on 09/21/2013 3:30:52 PM PDT by Zakeet (Democrats haven't destroyed your freedoms ... you can still visit them at the Smithsonian)
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It's that piece of rice in his brain from the horrors of Vitnam that are “seared, seared” in his memory.

"In the manner of Ghengis Khan...."

45 posted on 09/21/2013 3:35:23 PM PDT by onedoug
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He looks the same to me.

49 posted on 09/21/2013 3:37:40 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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His face is a hack job just like Kenny’s and Waynes.


62 posted on 09/21/2013 4:02:00 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Who am I to judge homosexuals? That's what the Tony Awards are for.)
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