[Sub-Driver]

I really don't know what to say...........

[madison10]

If it’s so easy and so small let’s not bother putting our people in harm’s way. M’kay?

[grania]

uhhh...does Assad get to keep his knife, too?

How did the US political class ever slip this far this fast?

[Alex Murphy]

Does this mean that the Obama Administration is supplying Assad with Cheerios?

[Diogenesis]

They “knew” the results of the election
even before the citizenry voted.

[tractorman]

Please pass the Fruit Loops.

[NRA1995]

It could be completed in one fell swoop with missiles

So can nuking the whole bloody region

[edpc]

I have no doubt this is due to the fact Obama (he of the “57 states” and “corpse-men”) believes Assad is a cereal killer.

[bmwcyle]

I do, Cheerios suck.

[HomeAtLast]

If not satire, it’s just insane.

Meanwhile, here’s all anyone really needs to know about the US-Syria issue:

for over a year, the US has been aiding the rebels, and for months has been openly supplying them with lethal arms;

and the US, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia back the rebels.

[Gaffer]

The last grown up left the White House on January 21 at 11:50 AM, 2009.

[Uncle Miltie]

Our Strategic Objective is to have no effect.

Sigh.

[tumblindice]

“Our Nation could have afforded, and can afford now, the steps necessary to close the cereal gap.”
Brack Obumagumbe

[TomGuy]

That doesn’t even make sense.

The more the Administration representatives open their mouths, the less sense they make.

Their rhetoric has turned into a mishmash of jumbled nonsensical jibberish.

[rdcbn]

Forcing Assad to eat Cheerios instead of his Peas?

[maggief]

[GeronL]

So what is the point of this “strike” then?

They are lying through their teeth and we know it.

[Mr. K]

um.... what the hell does that even mean???

[Nervous Tick]

Lord GOD have mercy on us. We are governed by children, as You warned we would be.

[Uncle Miltie]

"Oh yeah? Well have you ever heard of a SPORK?"

"Nyah nyah nyah!" - Bashar.

[don-o]

“Fork your Cheerios” replaces “Eat your peas”