To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
> And those who don’t and are always
> Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
>
> As Ben Franklin said:
> In wine there is wisdom,
> In beer there is freedom,
> In water there is bacteria.
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
> One litre of water each day,
> At the end of the year we would have absorbed
> More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. Coli) - bacteria
> Found in faeces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..
>
> However,
> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) ,
> Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
> Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember:
> Water = Poo,
> Wine = Health.
> Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> Than to drink water and be full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I’m doing it as a public service!
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Benjamin Franklin died before Louis Pasteur identified bacteria, I believe.
LOL
Stealing....co-opting