Posted on 08/31/2013 4:19:59 AM PDT by Kaslin
The great unifier, and Healer of Nations, has done it again.
Like the man He most wishes to emulate, Jesus H. Christ, Barack H. Obama is a man of peace.
Yet, in His wake He brings war.
He divides this house against itself: brother against brother, father against son and daughter against mother.
And now as His Team America, World Police gets ready to swing into action again-- now in Libya, now in the Sudan, now in Syria-- He has not forgotten the war on the Pharisees and the Scribes at home.
The all-knowing “Eye in the Sky” penetrates everything except for our thoughts.
That’s why it’s rendered on the great machinery the Republic: the dollar bill.
"The capabilities of the NSA are scary to people," the Great Healer says.
I think of it as a subtle warning from Him.
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
How else do you explain the 2,776 intentional violations of privacy rules, civil liberties or court strictures by the NSA in the one-year period from 2011 to 2012 that the Washington Post has revealed?
The Spirit of 2776, that’s how.
That whole Bill of Rights thing was waaaay outdated anyway.
How can you take a document seriously that protects us from unlawful search and seizure- yeah, like that’s important- and ignores the real rights: like the right to free contraceptives, or the right to use a genderless bathroom, or the right to free cell phones?
Now that’s the real Spirit of 2776.
The Great Healer of Nations has come to replace that old, white guy covenant with the new, improved covenant—it comes with unlimited minutes and WMDs on every Middle East street corner.
It’s a multi-year contract.
The new covenant allows us to intervene-- or not—whenever He wishes—or doesn’t—in countries that pose no threat to us and have no strategic significance, while still pin-pointing our exact location, monitoring our calling patterns and-- coming soon-- auditing our tax returns for itemized deductions rather than the standard deduction that all enthusiastic supporters of the government should take.
The Apostle that loves Him most, Joe Biden, told us so:
“Wealthy people are just as patriotic as middle-class people, as poor people, and they know they should be doing more,” said St. Joe with a wink.
And yes, that’s a warning too.
It’s easier for a Camel-smoking president to pass through a locked Rose Garden door, than it is for lobbyist from the coal industry to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
But with the proper cash contribution, all things are possible.
Wink-wink, nod-nod.
More please, say the Other Apostles.
And that too is the new Spirit of 2776.
The once Hell-Fire and Brimstone speaker on campaign finance reform, and advocate of public financing of political campaigns to keep big money out of politics, has killed public financing of campaigns and ensured more big money than ever before will be a part of politics.
And unlike Lazarus, it will remain dead, because He wishes it so.
“Obama became the first candidate to decline general election public financing since the creation of the system and went on to raise a then-record $745 million for the cycle,” writes Salon. “He outspent John McCain, who did accept public money, by four-to-one. Obama’s 2008 decision generally takes at least some of the blame from campaign finance observers for killing the system.”
And to keep the good times rolling, He has become the first president to wage a permanent campaign from above, with plans for a non-stop, forever political fundraising apparatus, called Organizing for Action (OFA), that will continue after his presidency.
“[F]or many former allies,” says the Washington Post, “Obama’s decision to convert his campaign operation into a political advocacy group with unlimited funding was the final straw. ‘The president has engaged in uncharted waters that open the door to influence,’ said Democracy 21 President Fred Wertheimer, a longtime activist who describes Organizing for Action as ‘a precedent that other federal officeholders are likely to follow.’”
The Great Unifier, and the Healer of Nations plans on being the One for a very long time.
The Spirit of 2776 will remain alive and well after Him it seems.
It’s war when promised peace; it’s unemployment, when promised jobs, it’s liberty for some and tiny American flags for all of us-- except Him.
And maybe one day they’ll plan a patriotic parade around the Spirit of 2776 complete with the standard deduction only.
Something sounds a little familiar, here.
Barack H. Obama: man of peace
Islam: Religion of Peace
Hmmmmm... any connection, mayhap?
All I have to say to nothing-is-MY-fault America destroying, Godless, lawless, Constitution-trampling Barack Hussein Obama: you may think you are an earthly god, but the REAL God is watching what you do .... and taking notes. Unlike with the media sycophants and the low-info sheeple of this country who bow and scrape to your blasphemy and lawlessness, you won't be able to excuse, blame away or talk your way out of His judgement.
It's taken many years for the United States to come to this point. Now, with modern technology we are realizing a soft tyranny...for now.
NSA tracking citizens phone calls/web traffic, gaining access to credit card purchases w/o warrants, surveillance drones flying over U.S. skies, biometric databases complete with facial recognition/prints and soon DNA.
Plans for a biometric identity card...National ID buried in the most recent immigration plan. ALPR’s that can instantly scan thousands of license plates an hour mounted on patrol cars, highway overpasses. Tracking when you've left town, where you arrived next and when you arrive back in town.
Webs of cameras installed in major urban areas at every intersection and along major thoroughfares. Local law enforcement receiving DHS grants to upgrade their capabilities to paramilitary status. All in the name of public safety.
States routinely utilizing road blocks such as License, motor safety, DUI checkpoints. Pass from point A to point B, you must show your papers and or display you're not violating regulation, law or ordinance.
DHS, TSA, IRS, FDA, BATF, EPA, SEC, FPS, DEA and LMNOP alphabet agencies ruling by executive regulation.
Regulating what you can eat, what type of light bulb you may use, type of vehicle, what personal habits you may pickup or be forced to lay down and on and on.
These agencies more and more are conducting armed raids on places of business such as a nursery, Amish dairy farm, guitar factory, home schools, lil Cuban boy with dissident uncle and many more. Often times catching innocent civilians in the cross hairs and or busting down the door of the wrong locations.
Then we have Waco, Ruby Ridge, Boston and Katrina episodes where guns were confiscated, folks were killed....even innocent men, woman and children by the hands of various gubbamint jurisdictions.
Is this the land of the FREE? Do we still have a governing document called the constitution? Are these governments...local, state, federal accountable to the people?
I submit to you in either case....no. Does the majority of Americans not see what is going on around them? All this used to be conspiracy nut job stuff...no longer. It's just popped right on into reality over the last decade.
FEMA camps...oh, crap, that's a bunch of poppy-cock....uh, well...is it? Don't know, haven't seen one. Who knows, all this other tin foil hat talk...used to be just talk. Will see.
Obammy is a closet mooselimb
Obammy is a closet fag
Obammy is doing all he can to lesson America
Great job America electing this piece of crap.
Obama campaigned as anti-war, but quickly became a war Hawk without a squeak from our lousy press.
First time in, who cares?, Libya. Now Syria? Where's he going to declare war next.
Anti-war? The Press has egg all over it's face and loosing followers in droves.
I thought it was another MLK thread. /s
It sure is
Don’t tell me you didn’t see the Satire in the title and article?
I didn’t. Did you miss the sarc tag behind my post?
Ok, I get the point, but Jesus H. Christ?
What does the H stand for? Because when I hear this it's usually someone blaspheming.
Caliph Baraq, we who are about to die salute you!
obamatollah pushing the marxist-muslime alliance.
It’s a stupid joke, but the H is for ‘Hallowed’ as in ‘Hallowed be thy name.’
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